![]() |
|
Kalistani Major History - Printable Version +- Particracy Forum (https://forum.zanz2.dev) +-- Forum: In Character (IC) (https://forum.zanz2.dev/forum-6.html) +--- Forum: Newsfeed (https://forum.zanz2.dev/forum-7.html) +---- Forum: Hall of Continuity (https://forum.zanz2.dev/forum-36.html) +---- Thread: Kalistani Major History (/thread-169.html) Pages:
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
84
85
86
87
88
89
90
91
92
93
94
95
96
97
98
99
100
101
102
103
104
105
106
107
108
109
110
111
112
113
114
115
116
117
118
119
120
121
122
123
124
125
126
127
128
129
130
131
132
133
134
135
136
137
138
139
140
141
142
143
144
145
146
147
148
149
150
151
152
153
154
155
156
157
158
159
|
RE: Kalistani Major History - Doc - 25-02-2025 ReformedEndralon Wrote:Please see below for a few snippets of news from Kalistan RE: Kalistani Major History - Doc - 25-02-2025 ![]() Socialist Officer Corp Prepares to Resign Commissions to Protest “Radical” Reorganization of Military Establishment of “Professional Standing Military” will move Republic toward bellicose stance internationally Kaliburg, Ananto February 8, 5065 In a brief statement by the Socialist Regular Officers’ Association, an informal fraternal organization of Regular Force Officers who are politically affiliated with the Socialist Party of Kalistan, a significant number of the senior military general, staff and field officers says it is prepared to resign their commissions in the Kalistani Regular Force ahead of what they call a “radical reorganization of the Regular Military that is proposed with no input from base commanders, unit commanders or military staff.” The statement notes that changing the Regular Force from a part time force that coordinates with Militias to a full time professional standing military in a nation which does not generally go to war or intervene internationally is “politically motivated, in the Governments never ending quest to align Kalistan with Baltusia standards rather than preserving Kalistan’s separate identity, and will make us more likely to start wars with our neighbors or participate in the wars started by other nations, with the end result being death and destruction for the Kalistani people.” Spokesman for the group, Lt. General David Guerra, of the 2nd Army said, “Kalistan’s strategic doctrine is defensive. We do not need a standing military for that. The Government is entirely wrong headed here, undermines our ability to defend our Republic and essentially alienates the Militia, who are far too valuable to lose, and will be rendered basically worthless if regulated by the Government and the Laws of War.” The General said that this threatened resignation will affect nearly 70 percent of the officers of the Regular Forces, including most General and Staff officer ranks, who are primarily composed of Socialists. “Well, what can be said,” asked Guerra rhetorically. “The Socialists were in control my entire career: those are the people who have long held it as a duty to defend this Republic. The Socialists promoted generally based on skill and time in grade, as per the standards of the military, but when most of the people who sought commissions were also affiliated with the Socislists, those are the people who got promoted, given that Liberals generally opposed service obligation to the Republic. The Officer Cotps will be primarily composed of Majors on down if this bellicose law goes into effect.” The action follows reports from earlier in the week where the SP would rather demobilize their militia than put it under command of the Regular Force. “Doing so,” said Militia Spokeperson SSgt Melanie McCartney, “will tie the hands of the RSMoK, effectively making it another branch of the military and neutering its effectiveness.” The Spokesperson noted that if the militia is demobilized, it intends to focus on private shooting clubs that will spend their time “live fire cosplaying and LARPing” militia tactics on private property, and “drinking beer.” The loss of the Militia to Republican service threatens to deal a far more significant blow to the defensive capabilities of the Republic than the loss of the majority of the Officer Corps. “Well, given the Government’s fetishization of Baltusia,” said McCartney sardonically, “maybe they will ask Baltusia to guarantee Kalistani security. Let the Baltusuans bleed for the Republic since their policies are so well liked by this Government.” RE: Kalistani Major History - Doc - 25-02-2025 ReformedEndralon Wrote:Long term Socialist Corruption in the Military Exposed RE: Kalistani Major History - Doc - 25-02-2025 ReformedEndralon Wrote:Kalistan aims to go big in livestock RE: Kalistani Major History - Doc - 25-02-2025 ![]() Socialist Party acknowledges charges of corruption Agrees to Internal investigation Kaliburg, Ananto March 18, 5065 ![]() Party Speaker Diego Perry addresses the major Corruption Scandal before angry Socialist Deputies at SP HQ in downtown Kaliburg yesterday Serious charges have been leveled at not only Socialist Ministers but also numerous Officers from the Socialist Regular Officers' Association, a little known informal organization of Socialist Officers in the Kalistani Regular Forces, as well as the Socialist Militia. These charges, leveled by the Defense Minister Burt Burret, imply that the bloated defense budget was somehow being misued or siphoned off by officers and elements within the military that were affiliated with the Socialist Party. These charges have not been substantiated with evidence, but the scandal has reached such a pitch in the countryside that the Leader of the Socialist Party, former Premier Diego Perry was called by Socialist Deputies to answer these charges, and conduct an investigation within the Party. Perry made the following statement to a caucus room filled with angry Socialist Party deputies: Quote:"We flatly deny that the Socialist Party had anything to do with siphoning off nearly a trillion Rubles a year for forty five years. The Government has offered us no evidence whatsoever that the Party nor the Militia received a cent of that money. In addition, my office has compiled records and receipts of all militia-related transactions, and have entered them into the public record. Careful scrutiny of these records will reveal that the militia has been operating on a budget comprised entirely of Party Donations, and has not received a cent of public money from anywhere in the National Budget. We hope that these records, which include all dates, times and amounts, as well as all banking information and expense Ledgers, will clear the Militia of any wrong doing. We have submitted these records to the Finance Minister for investigation, and believe firmly that the militia will be entirely exonerated following their audit of our records. The Party Leader's speech was met with a raucous response and shouted questions from Socialist Deputies. The Premier took only a few questions, citing that he would like to let this internal investigation speak for itself. "But yes," Perry added, "it will include a full accounting of all Party affiliated members up to and including myself. We are an open book and I think these charges demand address and transparency. If there is corruption here it is a blight not only on this Nation but also this Party, who has long prided itself on providing honest, if not always even handed government to this Republic. And if there is corruption to be found, I am prepared to demand the resignation of the entire Shadow Government and my own as well, because in that case we will all bear responsibility." The news of the investigation flashed across the Republic as the scandal became public. "We hope to have this investigation completed before the next election," said the former Premier. IZQUIERDA was unable to reach members of the Socialist Regular Officers' Association for comment, but it is assumed they will make a statement in the coming days on the scandal. RE: Kalistani Major History - Doc - 25-02-2025 ![]() Liberal Fascists of Deth release Speak Vrassan or Die on KMI Record prompts immediate backlash from Parental Groups Kaliburg, Ananto May 1, 5065 ![]() LFoD, the mock Thrash band from Eveari, release a record not to be taken seriously The so-called "Demons of Hardcore", Liberal Fascists of Deth, have joined their Thrash Brethren in releasing the newest Speedpunk album to hit Kalistani charts. Called Speak Vrassan or Die some conservative parents have already blasted the record as "...vulgar, racist, and corrupting of the morals of their children" and calling for a boycott of KMI. The controversy surrounding the record seems to have sparked sales, however, with the record debuting at number 50 on the Hard Rock Chart. "This record is so offensive," said one parent, Jill Allen of Gendaris, "There is actually a song on it called 'Kill Yourself'. What kind of sick group has a song like 'Kill Yourself' on a record?" We asked Allen what she thought of the song that preceded "Kill Yourself" on the album, the song called "Cereal" which talks about how the lead singer, Johnny Gordo was hungry when he was a kid and went to the kitchen to find that his mother hadn't made it to the store the previous day and now he was upset that he was out of cereal, and Ms. Allen admitted "Well, you certainly don't expect me to LISTEN to that filth, do you?!" She said she heard about the song from her preacher. The sentiments against Speak Vrassan or Die were similar around the country, as other parents were up in arms about the record. "I saw a kid walking down the street with that satanalic symbol on his shirt, and he had a skateboard. Who knows what other trouble he was getting himself into!" said Frederick Dugarde, of Sulari. "He probably just got done sacrificing some cats." The title, referring to the lead single, talks about how whenever the lead singer tries to call up to a call center to do some mundane task, or goes to a restaurant, he encounters foreign speakers in the restaurant who are asking him for his order in a foreign language, and he finally loses his patience. ![]() LFoD's Speak Vrassan or Die is offensive by design Songwriter and lead guitarist Guillermo Gillian said "Speak Vrassan or Die is based on this dream I had where I was stuck in a foreign country, and everyone was speaking a bunch of Gibberish to me in the dream. Like my mom was in it and she was speaking some sort of Dorvish nonsense to me... When I woke up I wrote that song. It's funny." Other songs talk about the over machismo of the Military ("Dethmarch of Captain Q") or an actually anti-racist song about Scene Unity ("United Blood") or a bombastic dare to mosh ("The Gordo Mosh") "We're clearly making fun of how seriously these other bands take themselves," said Gordo. "Even Guilly's main band, Pneumonia. They are just so serious about what they are singing. This is all just a joke. None of it is supposed to be taken seriously. But, you know: If you're offended by it, maybe you should be. It's about time someone offended you. Maybe these idiot parents and their special ed kids ought to relax. Let little Johnny and Little Sally buy the record, sit down and listen and decide for themselves if music is offensive, or if the problem is just you, Mom and Dad." It seems that Millions of kids are doing just that, Landing LFoD higher on the charts than any other Thrash Album has yet climbed. The Album is out now, and its lead single "Speak Vrassan or Die" is playing on Radio 1 in heavy Rotation. [Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cuz3t3eUqVs] RE: Kalistani Major History - Doc - 25-02-2025 ReformedEndralon Wrote: RE: Kalistani Major History - Doc - 25-02-2025 ReformedEndralon Wrote: RE: Kalistani Major History - Doc - 25-02-2025 ![]() Internal Investigation reveals gross corruption among Socialist Officers Party Leadership resigns in Disgrace Kaliburg Ananto October 17, 5065 ![]() Interim Party Leader Annie Bjorksdattir addresses SP Internal Investigation results Interim Party Leader Annie Bjorksdattir, SP Deputy from Luxon, released the findings of the SP's internal investigation into the corruption allegations. They confirm the findings of the Defense Ministry, and implicate a number of high ranking Regular Military Officers. "The Party has agreed to cooperate with the Government in bringing these thieves to justice," said Bjorksdattir. "We are not at liberty to name names during the ongoing investigation, but once the charges become public, of course, the defendants will be named. Our investigation, however, reveals that the culprits are almost entirely associated with the Socialist Regular Officers' Association. There is evidence to suggest that this organization was a slush fund for the implicated members. Officers allegedly moved the money to offshore accounts where they owned homes, boats, cars and etc across the globe. The sum stolen by this group exceeds 300 billion Rubles last year alone." Along with the revelations Bjorksdattir announced the resignation of the entire Socialist Party Leadership in the Deputy, to include former Premier Diego Perry. "We do not have evidence that Comrade Perry was involved in the corruption. But he has acknowledged that the Party Leadership and the former Government had failed to prevent the corruption and has taken responsibility. We have accepted the Comrades' resignations, and the Party has installed an interim leadership team to take us through the upcoming elections." The Party has agreed to cooperate in all ongoign investigations, and will focus on preparing for the elections. RE: Kalistani Major History - Doc - 25-02-2025 ![]() Annie Bjorksdattir becomes New Party Speaker Young leader hopes to return Party to Majority Kaliburg Ananto October 1, 5067 ![]() Annie Bjorksdattir of Luxon becomes Speaker of the Minority Confirmed in her interim leadership position by acclaimation of the recent Annual Party Congress in Kaliburg, Luxon Deputy Agnethe "Annie" Bjorksdattir assumed the full time role of Socialist Party Speaker and Speaker of the Minority in the National Assembly. Bjorksdattir has been serving in this capacity for just over two years following the dramatic scandal that led to the incarceration of fourteen highranking officers and more than two dozen lower ranking officers for fraud, embezzlement, racketeering and betrayal of the Public Trust in the Socialist Officers Association scandal. The military fallout is not entirely resolved, but for the most part, due to the tenacity of the work between SP leadership and Defense Ministry investigators, more than 82 percent of the stolen funds have been returned to the treasury, and the remaining is due in restitution. Bjorksdattir is a distant descendant of President Elga Bjorksdattir, who served as the President of the Republic and for whom Port Elga in Sulari is named. The current Bjorksdattir, 27, is a law student in Kaliburg, and is a member of the Ananto Yearly Meeting of Brethren. She is married to a fabricator who works at the National Ship Yards in Kaliburg, and has been a member of the Socialist Party of Kalistan since she was a teenager. She previously served as chairwoman for the Kaliburg Young Socialist League before being elected to represent Luxon in the 5063 elections. She was tapped to serve as Interim Leader in 5067 due to her high recommendations from the Ananto Socialist Party, and her lack of ties to the Republican Regular Military or Party Leadership. Following her Interim appointment, Bjorksdattir hastily put together a new leadership team to replace the previous shadow government who were all forced to resign due to the scandal. The new shadow government consists of young deputies from across the Government, all but the Defense Shadow Minister and the Finance Shadow Minister who are Brethrenist. The return of the Brethrenists to Party domination was also a response to the pugilistic and corrupted nature of the Party previous to Bjorksdattir's appointment. Bjorksdattir is in line to become Premier, should the Socialists ever regain the Majority. She stated in one of her rare public appearances that this is precisely what she intends to do: The country is a socialist Nation, Bjorksdattir said. She intends for Socialists to govern it. We look forward to the promising career of Comrade Bjorksdattir. |