Kalistani Major History

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RSMoK deploys first doses of Kal-El in Keymon Conflict
Water supplies in Eden's Hamlets, Keymon reportedly "tainted"
Ananto City, Kalistan
July 7, 3290


Socialist Partisans expand the minds of millions of Keymonese in July 1st "happening"

Socialist partisans emptied a fifty gallon drum of Water stable Kal-El, the Kaldoz pharmaceutical grade version of the drug LSD into the water supply of the major northern Keymon city of Eden's Hamlets on July 1st of this year, dosing potentially millions of residents of the city.  Residents reported strange happenings about an hour after dawn, when most of the city wakes up and brushes their teeth.  Throughout the day, people drank more and more of the water.  A Socialist spokesperson explained the effect as an "additive which causes those who use the drug to want to drink water.  If it is in the water to begin with, people will want to drink more, potentially redosing themselves."  The Socialist Party also described the drug as "sticky":  If it comes in contact with a surface, a residue remains on the surface, even if clean water is run over it.  It will remain there until the chemical is completely dissolved or until it is neutralized.  "Basically," the SP's spokesperson said,

"The people of Eden's Hamlets will be redosed for a while, unless the occupation army can figure out a way to neutralize the chemical.  We would be happy to share that information with the Likatonians, but will only do that if they depart from the country.  In the meanwhile, they will do themselves a favor by not letting their soldiers drink the local water."

Unfortunately, the warning came a bit too late for the Likatonian and Jakanian infantry divisions stationed in and near the town.

Dosage of the city of Eden's Hamlets was accompanied by a barrage of pro-socialist propaganda.  The population of the city was split, between those who claimed that they felt the messages were righteous, and those who claimed it really "bummed them out."

In related news, Socialist chemists are in the initial development stages of a chemical called Herosol, which is an aerosol narcotic reportedly capable of causing a euphoric drowsy state in a target area.  Human testing will begin as soon as the chemical passes the final stages of component assembly, and deployment will soon follow.