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Metz-Leonid expedites schedule for the nuclear entombment of 17 installations in the Desert Bank; naval budget remains gridlocked; AE fined ₪1.2bn for involvement in nuclear weapons development

July 5684

Metz-Leonid, Xsampa - The Desert Bank is a harsh, arid place. A basin sitting inside what the Amudimim call the "Karkaari croissant" and the massive mountains towards the borders with Pontesi; it's hot, it's dry and, most of all, it's isolated.

For those who take highway 19 from Amshinov in the Northeast to Haifbourg in the South, it's a bit of an adventure.

Although the landscape can be breathtaking - provided you've got the AC blasting in the vehicle at all times - what lies underneath the cracked floors of the Desert Bank is absolutely nefarious in nature, the latest Xsampan investigation reveals.

We all knew it: every time the defunct Beiteynuese Government fired its ICBMs at a target across the globe, the sky lit up all around that particular region.

That fateful night in October 5599 was no different.

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Why was Aristocrat Energetical (AE) fined

AE has monopolised nuclear energy in Amudim for centuries since 5286. 

After all, it's the company that's mostly responsible for all 56 nuclear energy plants spread across the mountain lines of the Karkaari, through questionable contracts tracing their origin all the way back to the first Tzafrir Administrations and the Nucleobei Commission's 5228 nuclear energy modernisation program.

Now mostly controlled by the Aristocrat-Goldblooms from Dundorf, it almost managed to remain in the backdrop of Xsampa's raging and watchful eyes.

Until, that is, last Monday, when Metz-Leonid released its findings of Xsampan investigations into nuclear weapons installations in the Desert Bank.

Not 1, not 2; but 17 nuclear weapons installations tucked away under the arid and seemingly endless landscapes of the Desert Bank's isolation, with AE's fingerprints all over both research and development and launch siloes.

Curiously, Black Beisa, which most analysts expected to pop up, did not pop up.

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One Xsampan official put it in the best way possible:

Eerie. Scary. Evil. Desert, desert, desert. 

And then a dusty siloe. Underneath it, you can tell. It's empty now, but there was a heavy-load Yeudicho ICBM in it, intended to carry a nuclear warhead.

Imagine a summer joy image, under a bright sun, but with a thriller soundtrack.

Xsampan investigations, however, did not manage to uncover the "ground zero" silo - the one that launched the ICBM that reached Metz-Leonid almost 100 years ago, generating a sort of "ghostbuster" buzz around it on social media.

All 17 sites are scheduled for permanent entombment by the end of next month.

Metz-Leonid reports a 93.7% confidence it has found all sites (excl. the one).

@Neset