Hobrazia

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President in better health than ever, close to announcing new project

President Vasil Khimshiashvili pictured left in 5687 and on the right last week (8 Oct 5689) in his office.

13 October 5689 | The Leader of the Nation has responded with shock and disbelief to the horrible rumours being spread about his well-being. Foreign outlets are reporting that the Good President is near death and has been struggling with his health for over a year now. He is determined to show the world that in fact he is doing better than ever, and as such today spoke to News of the Day to give an exclusive interview with a sneak peek on his closely guarded new project. But first the President took some time to reflect on the last year and the seditious efforts by dangerous anti-state agents that seek to destroy Hobrazia from within. The President has asked all proud Hobrazians to remain steadfast. 'We are a clear-headed people, united in our struggle against the dangers of decadence and corruption, the evil forces will always gnaw at our edges, but a true Hobrazian shall never surrender to the malicious enemies of the state.' The office of the President has assumed that the campaign to paint the Leader of the Nation as frail to be an attempt to weaken the state and let foreign terrorists loose, so all citizens are asked to be vigilant and report suspicious activity to the state.

Luckily, as the President was found top fit in his office, the focus quickly shifted to his new project. Education has become the new obsession of the Good President in the last five years, and so far he has made good work of it. Vice-President Javdzadeh opened the proudly named Vasil Khimshiashvili Technical University in Muzal last year, the new university was a personal initiative from the Leader of the Nation to find new ways to improve Hobrazia. When asked on why the President was not there personally to open the university he laughed. 'It is my flaw to become immersed in my work, I work 18 hours a day and sometimes it is hard to adjust and go back to public outings, instead I prefer to keep working, to keep improving Hobrazia, to make every life better. I think missing a ceremony is a worthy sacrifice for the greater good.' The secret project of the President has also been education, but so far little details have been made public. Now however, the President was ready to reveal his upcoming reforms: 'I am working with many great minds and experts to reform all schooling across the nation, an improved curriculum, better connections from home to school, more nutritious meals for children, and better working conditions for teachers, after all the children are the future and the teachers build that future.' The tireless efforts of the Good President can only be applauded. At the end of the energetic interview the Leader of the Nation even posed for a picture behind his desk, with his new complexion showing that he is indeed the healthiest he has ever been.

დღის სიახლეები (News of the Day) is a conservative pro-Khimshashvili media website owned by several scions of the Khimshiashvili family.