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Kalistani-Yeudi Director of the AYIC and his wife enjoy extended tour of the Holy Land

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Tel Bira - January 5690    /    Politics | Diplomacy | Trade & Commerce | telbiratelegraph.com    /    @Neset

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Jacob Maxwell and his wife, Jeanette, departed from a cold day in December 20, and arrived on a hot, humid night in the early hours of the next day. Tel Bira's weather forecasts had actually called that week one of the "hottest Decembers in 50 years". Well, it's still winter - but the difference was intense.

Their first week, the couple met with plenty of notable figures from both the private and public sector, amping up Maxwell's fundraising schedule for January. The Benowitz Foundation was quick to pledge a steady annual stream of 175,000 YSK to AYIC, and invited the couple to Fort William.

After attending a rather elitist gala hosted by the Bankaut in the Grand Yeudiot Hotel, their itinerary included a visit of Tel Bira's old city port section to the south.

Yishelem's Interim Foreign & Diaspora Office was quick to issue special diplomatic visas to the couple and their delegation, so they could enter the Homeland States of Amudim, considering that the lack of Kalistani-Amudimim relations meant that their passports would effectively deny them entry.

Before departing for Yishelem, they attended two full-day trips to Antzarhe, where they got to experience the birthplace of hummus and falafel - culinary delicacies of a Jelbic-Majatran-Yeudi heritage spanning across the thousands of years. They even tried the infamous Majatran coffee, with the most traditional of it found in the hidden corners of the city, resting with merchants and tradesmen, hookahs in front, and smiling from ear to ear to passersby.

After experiencing the Holy Land's most Majatran area, the couple departed to Yishelem for an extended stay. On December 28, they toured the Archaic Museum of Yishelem and presumably witnessed the Unknown Gem and Elior's Yeudi Crown of 8 Gems up close, among other exhibits. The itinerary included, but was not limited to the Great Synagogue, the Collapsed Wall of Tears and the Seven Hills, where, according to legend, Eliyahu walked and taught the beginnings of Hosianism.

Next stop, was Amshinov - the religious trail leads deeper into Hosianism and Ahmadism, the place where it has been presumed that Eliyahu was born. Although Antzarhe boasts the crown on culinary multiculturalism, Amshinov is the religious "supercity", with space ports and the aerospace industry contrasting in the background of the city's deeply rooted traditionalism.

Majatran coffee chased them along the spiralling Majatran streets.

A quick stop in Sholemberg, which, despite its rocky-cliff beauty (most of the Holy Land has rocky beaches, with the exception of Tel Bira), is drowning in freight, military, heavy industry and petroleum, and then downwards to Haifbourg and the "arid lands" of the Medebir.

The itinerary is expected to conclude with Rishon Le Hofesh in the West Bank and Yakovshtot, and its gorgeous Tiveri Lake and Yarden River, which may include a little bit of rafting.

Himmelshtern most likely will be skipped, as it is under the Triad Republic.