Xsampa

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Friendship Yaks utilized once more; Foreign Affairs specifies that these yaks must be treated with special care by foreign nations.

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July 27th, 5561
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Friendship yaks have been a wonderful instrument in promoting diplomacy, friendship and joy with allied states, even with those that have a complicated relationship with Xsampa. It seems they will have yet another opportunity to be utilized. As they are highly valued, and lovely creatures, the People's Committee of Foreign Affairs is very careful about where they go, and which nations they may enter. While they may never enter a hellhole like Beiteynu (they may be forced to choke on hummus), they have been used elsewhere to cool tensions, such as in Fort William. 

Yet since the last time they were utilized, Xsampa has received new allies. Our comrades in Baltusia have made it no secret that they yearn to host friendship yaks. And now, what better time is there to repay them for their kindness in supporting the defense of the Revolution? As such, Friendship Yaks shall be sent to San Luis, where we are certain they will be cherished and valued amongst our Baltusian comrades. Alongside these yaks, there will be professional handlers to ensure that our cherished yaks are cared for, and can show our Baltusian comrades how to handle and love yaks. 

With friendship yaks being used once again, they shall be a cornerstone of Xsampan diplomacy with allied states. However, the PCFA has stated that special care must be taken, and that caretakers must listen to the handlers. The last thing anyone wants is a yak getting harmed and immediately having that nation be blacklisted. These yaks are special, and represent great ideals. Any harm to them is a grave insult. But cherishing them, and loving these yaks, and you have a way into the heart of Xsampa. However, the PCFA has stated that hostile states are under a permanent blacklist for ever receiving friendship yaks. Naturally, this is expected as our enemies are inhumane and would dare to hurt innocent defenseless creatures. 

Irregardless, as friendship yaks are once again utilized, the People's Committee of Foreign Affairs is preparing for another diplomatic offensive with yaks and sending them to allied states that either require more, or do not already have friendship yaks. Whether they will be used beyond Baltusia or not is yet to be seen, but at the very least, San Luis will be pleased to finally receive what they are owed.
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