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Tel Bira forces Yishelem to "pony up" 7.8% of Beiteynuese debt to 4 major investors by 5710, as prerequisite for approving Mazeltov Deal

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JANUARY 5706     |     POLITICS    DIPLOMACY   TRADE & COMMERCE    |    @Neset

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Tel Bira, City State of Tel Bira - For more than 5 decades, Hutori, Luthori, Narikaton and Darnussia and Vanuku - the primary holders of Beiteynuese debt - have suffered diminishing returns, despite their efforts to pressure through down payments, increased interest rates and direct lobbying.

These fluctuations got worse during the recent civil strife which led to the reunification. Tel Bira's hope was that the Central Government of the newly founded Homeland States of Amudim would solve administrative issues sooner rather than later. 

Delays upon delays ultimately kept disappointing investors.

A decades-old battle to keep confidence
Tel Bira has been holding the fort since 5642; efforts, which, despite giving birth to lucrative financial policies that brought extensive capital to the city a few years later, were shadowed by the rest of the Holy Land suffering either stagnation or strife - sometimes failing to pay up annual interest rates.

The Bankaut's failure to enter an index-level with the TBSE, foreshadowed after multiple tectonic deals with both the Canrille world and Hutori just before the century's close, is owed to Amudim.

Private investors have continued to fear state defaults, across any level - local, or national. Thus, forcing the INF and the Central Bank to play a cat and mouse game for decades.

No money, no deal
The Undersand Administration's hinting of an extensive Mazeltov Deal to kickstart the economy by leveraging the recent and ongoing defence-based investment frenzy due to MATO, has reportedly raised extensive eyebrows in Tel Bira, which, to remind readers, is the sole authority on Amudim's money.

"Campaigning on empty promises will not force our hand", the Head of the International Neset Fund had commented on a hot July morning a few years ago.

Savings lead to inflation
For years on end, analysts have presumed that the coffers of all Nisrads have been stockpiling money in a "dangerous and almost obscene manner", risking skyrocketing inflation overnight. So the question lies, where did all this money-sitting-around come from?

The Undersand Administration has yet to introduce a federal tax policy, and although the Nisrads have generally kept past Beiteynuese policies in place, they have either lowered taxes or have wasted them in slow, ineffective and stagnant local government organisations and programs.

Unlike most of the world, Amudim does not maintain an army or airforce. Its navy is also 2 fleets rusting away in Sholemberg, with the coast guard frequently dry-docking its patrol and missile boats.

There is no satellite program - no missile program active either, especially after Xsampa's overseeing on the dismantling of ICBM operations back in 5684.

"What's the hold up?", the Director of the City State of Tel Bira exclaimed yesterday morning.

"Pony up, or we'll go right back to the drawing board".

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Yishelem conceded earlier this morning - Tel Bira's INF is set to expedite proceedings by the end of the year, hopefully introducing much needed clarity on Amudim's theorised coffers.