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The Return of the 8 Gems - meet the Archaic Museum's ridiculous plans for a raised, revolving platform that will conclude an annual pilgrimage

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MARCH 5706   |   POLITICS    DIPLOMACY   TRADE & COMMERCE   |   @Neset

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Yishelem, Kadosh (Holy) Nisrad - The return of the Holy Gem from Luthori, confirmed last year, brought immense joy to the hearts of many Yeudis in the Holy Land.

The Holy Gem is the latest in a recent line of gems that have finally returned to their birthplace, including those gifted by the grace of Wiel and the curiously emerged one.

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After typically authenticating the latest gem, the Archaic Museum of Yishelem announced its plans for the construction of a curious, revolving platform. This new wing of the museum will be mechanically raised once a year to the museum's rooftop, showcasing the gems in an encased glass construction. 

The gems will remain in their place beneath Yishelem's scorching sky for 8 hours, 1 for each gem.

Yeudi pilgrims from around the world and tourists alike can admire Elior's legacy, a testament to the ancient roots of a Yeudi Heritage that binds those true of the Yeudi People across time and space. It is rumoured that the Foreign & Diaspora Office is considering issuing a special visa program just for this occasion, even to citizens of countries that Yishelem has no relations with.

The museum's director noted that the platform is meant to conclude an annual pilgrimage for Yeudis, as, according to sources, the Arboutit is in ongoing talks to fund and erect several "key monuments", including a mega-structure of former Jelbic-Yeudi Meleh Bunjamin, on top of Mt. Mushafakir.

We presume the statue will depict the King on a horse.

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Construction on the Luthorian-wing of the museum is expected to commence in September, with a contractor from Luthori having won the Arboutit's bid, as part of the trust fund deal.

The Director of the Benowitz Foundation has repeatedly declined to comment.