Narikaton and Darnussia

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Dual Republican based Energy Drink Company signs Marketing Deal with Dual Republican MATO Office

March 5707 (backdated)


Meme posted by White Liberty on a popular Dual Republican social media website

During the last weeks, to anyone who was walking in the streets of Bannerhafen or any other town for that matter, it was clearly visible that teenagers and young adults in the Dual Republic have been opting to consume a new energy drink popularized by internet- and social media- ads called “White Liberty.” It has made waves in digital spaces due to marketing in tandem with the contemporary spirit, using short-form, heavily edited and musically enhanced media and political messaging.

Competitors in the soft-drink sphere have voiced their concerns over their rapid increase in market-share as traditionally popular drinks such as Thaller-, Arta- and Rocc- Cola have seen their sales dip as the politically polarized youth of both Narikaton and Darnussia are opting to drink White Liberty as they’re being blasted by ads on their most used smart-phone applications. The company behind Liberty, the Stolz AG, stated that while obviously their views have been hyperbolically expressed, they still encapsulate the core behind their values “Freedom is not negotiable.” That is why they’re using the slogan “Freiheit kann man trinken” (Luth: Freedom is drinkable) and have been attacking far-left ideas such as Communism and the general principle of a welfare state.

Their political positioning has led to their most recent marketing coup as the Bannerhafen-based Dual Republican MATO office has agreed to partner with the company to run joint ads promoting both spiritual and material MATO hype; the responsible mediator between the two entities, the single-man promoter-agency “Geile Sachen” and its mastermind Henno Baustelle in response to some critics of the allegedly unnecessary mixture between state foreign policy and private consumerism said “Don’t bother me I’m freedommaxxing.”