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Tel Bira to pursue formation of non-alignment treaty after Kalistani "disappointment"; YBI opens investigation into unauthorised Kalistani investments

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APRIL 5712   |   POLITICS    DIPLOMACY   TRADE & COMMERCE   |   @Neset

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Tel Bira, City State of Tel Bira - "Kaliburg's foreign policies and divisive comments are extremely disheartening at best", was the opening statement of the Deputy Secretary of the City State of Tel Bira's Foreign Office, on Monday morning.

The press conference was geared at addressing a months-long silence from Tel Bira regarding the Kalistani chancellor's public statements with The Kalistani Republic last year.

"There was some concern with markets, but considering that a statement of 'relationship reevaluation' from one of the highest officials in Kalistan didn't even make a dent in Kaliburg's stock exchange, we have weathered this period of uncertainty from Kaliburg rather nicely", she added.

"We take offence at the insinuations that we are the financiers of Amudim and by extension MATO itself, considering that since 5637 - almost a century ago - we've fought hard battles towards non-alignment, neutrality and responsible and internationally friendly fiscal policies for the Holy Land itself - and to the best of our knowledge we call this perceived MATO hostility towards Kalistan false; and ludicrous akin to the one-eyed rubbish spewed by the Kalistani Foreign Minister 4 years ago".

"It seems to chronically evade Kalistani officials that good faith and sportsmanship are the bedrock of international diplomacy and commerce; traits which Kaliburg is quick to point out as lacking in others, which, to us, creates the highest levels of intensity in self-enforced circular unreasoning".

"As such, we will be reevaluating our relationship with NAM. We simply cannot consider NAM to be a solid framework for neutrality and non-alignment when its author [and the only member] has been stigmatised in recent decades by abrupt and self-spinning changes in foreign policy".

"Especially since Kaliburg doesn't pick up the phone to coordinate, first", she concluded.

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The Yeudi Bureau of Investigations has confirmed that it has opened a new case set to initiate the auditing of the Kalistani Foreign Investment Bank's and Bank of Suldanor's transactions with the BIFI. 

The investigation was triggered by those same statements from the Kalistani Chancellor referring to "[...] Kalistani investment in that nation's financial institutions goes to help a set of nation's who are hostile to Kalistani existence and identity [...]" - investments which the City State of Tel Bira's Finance Office, the Central Bank of Amudim and the International Neset Fund have denied they exist.

"The City State of Tel Bira and Yeudi-backed financial institutions are far more capable in sustaining lines and capital than Kalistan in regards to supporting the Bankaut", the Finance Office stated.

A YBI spokesperson noted that the investigation also took into account the existence of Kalistani investments into Kundrati - a major red flag that was immediately taken into account after the Chancellor's statements, considering the "mess of an intervention in Kundrati" and Kaliburg's openly hostile position against Artania and Majatra, which is now "boasting" about "investments".

"Kalistan is not unfamiliar to embezzlement cases and fraud", the spokesperson concluded; "we must ensure the integrity of Bankaut transactions and assets declared in Tel Bira".

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The Head of the International Neset Fund commented on social media that "investors should be prepared", as the INF foresees Kaliburg to "swiftly withdraw from the Bankaut in response", a membership that has benefited Kalistan's premier financial institutions since 5643.

However, he calmed investors with a follow-up, noting "no damage will be presumed by the withdrawal".