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Wild Opening for trading week at KALSIE as New Englia Decision draws close
Several Investment Funds, Bank of Kaliburg, and KPO record massive gains
Kaliburg, Grand Duchy of Ananto
June 2, 5713


KALSIE Index sits at 114.34 today, recording one of the largest single day jumps in history

The KALSIE index started the Month of June as Investment money came flooding in to the Market to back securities associated with the Petroenglia bid. KPO, Bank of Kaliburg, Miramar, Carter Investments, Alvarez Ltd., and Sun Coast all saw massive gains as investors snatched up both securities as well as C-Bonds released to help raise capital. Investors has been holding out, given the uncertainty in the market, but a new mood of buying seems to have swept the capital markets, as investors try to get their money in at the last minute.

"The Value of these stocks collectively jumped by 32% over close last week," said Jake Carter, head analyst at Carter Holdings. "I've never seen anything like it to be honest. It seems that there is something in the aether concerning the Petroenglia bid that is boosting investor confidence." The bidding frenzy also produced knock on effects in others, as some investors began moving money out of other stocks to put behind the Petroenglia bid. The moves caused undervaluation of even some major blue chip stocks like KFO, KalMd, MoCo and AeroKal, all of whom quickly rebounded as investors saw the opportunity to buy cheap.

"It's like a dam burst all of a sudden," said David Jackson, of the KalSiE, who was observing the buying wave. "At one point we reported a volitility of 15%, which is really wild- That's unheard of in Kalistan. There were pretty sizeable swings--Some hair raising rollercoaster type ups and downs, before things settled down. And at the end of it all, we ended up with an index that was up 14% in one day. It is almost too unbelievable. The sheer volume of money that we oversaw in stock transactions almost forced us to stop trading so we didn't miss the successful calls. It was nuts."

The only thing for Investors to do now is to wait. "Actually, I don't even care if Kalistan doesn't win this bid," said Investor Greg Night, who bought 5200 shares of KPO yesterday. "I've always wanted to jump into the market, and lord knows I have enough expendable income. If KPO doesn't end up the winner in all of this, I'll trust them to do something good with the money. They are a national institution. It's time to make some money."

Word from New Englia is expected within the next month or two. Meanwhile, Investors will be holding their breath that Kalistan wins the bid to help the Dovanian Nation develop alternative energy resources.

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