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HALF OF REPUBLICAN CABINET QUITS, ELECTION LOOMING
Xiandai scandal has forced over half of Republican cabinet ministers to resign, election call expected soon

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Xuan Shuren and the Republicans are on their last legs amidst scandal and corruption

May 29, 4284

Tian'an, Han: Half of the Republican government’s cabinet has resigned following the disastrous Xiandai scandal revelation that revealed Xuan Shuren and Co. have gained over $76 million INS from hobnobbing with Xiandai Group.

The cabinet ministers to resign:

Mao Zhihao – Minister of Foreign Affairs
Long Wuying – Minister of Finance
Zheng Song – Minister of Trade and Industry
Wei Xia – Minister of Internal Affairs
Tang Yijun – Minister of Infrastructure and Transport
Peng Qigang – Minister of Justice
Zhang Zemin – Minister of Defence

While the mass resignation seems to be mostly motivated by the internal desire of each minister to cut ties with the government and distance themselves from Xuan Shuren, not all of the resignations have such a clear cut intention. Zhang Zemin, now former Defence Minister, had absolutely nothing to do with the scandal – however he made it clear what his resignation means.

Xuan Shuren is an inept leader with a stick up his a**. As of today, I am formally announcing my intention of overthrowing his leadership and taking control of this sinking ship. We have become an embarrassment to the State of Indrala. I will right this vessel and take it back to the Hanzhou Harbour where we will begin the long and strenuous task of rebuilding our party and welding these bulkheads back into a seaworthy state.

When asked how he intends to uproot Xuan Shuren’s leadership, Mr. Zhang said this:

Look at me Mr. Xuan. Look at me through your TV. Look me directly in my cornea. You are like a wilting flower. You smell like my grandmother and you look like my grandfather. Do you know what my Grandfather looked like? A cheater. A man who would rather spend the night in your state funded brothels than come home and love my grandmother. You are the scum of this nation and you shall pay dearly. Keep checking your mirror because I will be right behind you on your way to the courts.

Never have we witnessed such intensity from a politician in Indrala since Song Yi blasted Chen Ruogang before her death. Little is known what exactly Zhang Zemin’s intentions are, and many are calling for both sides to be cautious after what was witnessed when Chen Ruogang uttered similar remarks. All that is known at the moment is that not a single Republican will sleep well tonight.

More to come…

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Originally posted by Treehugger on 8 October 2017.