17-03-2026, 06:40 AM
ZHANG ZEMIN HOSPITLIZED, BECOMES NATIONAL HERO
Republican Leader Zhang Zemin was hospitalized after suffering life threatening injuries in his successful attempt at saving a 3 month old baby in rural Shu Province
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Republican Leader Zhang Zemin took this “selfie” from his hospital bed but it was soon deleted by his staff.
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Hanzhou, Shu: Republican leader Zhang Zemin fulfilled his promise to save lives in a massive ground effort lead by his Republican caucus, however he nearly killed himself in the process. In the middle of the deadly storm, Zhang Zemin found himself in a child's home, where a 3 month old baby was trapped under the door. According to his fellow caucus members, Zhang Zemin dove for over 3 minutes (he would not have been able to do this without the military trainmen he received as a teenager, according to several of his closest aids) in an attempt to save the child, and eventually the baby floated to the surface, however Mr. Zhang did not. Rescuers had to intervene in order to save him, as he was caught on a loose piece of barbed wire inside the home. His doctor, Dong ZhenKang, held a press conference to enlighten the public on Mr. Zhang’s health:
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Dr. Dong ZhenKang taking questions
Unfortunatley for Dr. Dong, the press was hungry:
The brave and bold actions taken by the Republican leader and his caucus are unlikely to go unnoticed after these revelations, but only time will tell if the brave Zhang Zemin will live to tell the tale.
More to come…
Originally posted by Treehugger on 19 October 2017.
Republican Leader Zhang Zemin was hospitalized after suffering life threatening injuries in his successful attempt at saving a 3 month old baby in rural Shu Province
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Republican Leader Zhang Zemin took this “selfie” from his hospital bed but it was soon deleted by his staff.
April 30, 4289
Hanzhou, Shu: Republican leader Zhang Zemin fulfilled his promise to save lives in a massive ground effort lead by his Republican caucus, however he nearly killed himself in the process. In the middle of the deadly storm, Zhang Zemin found himself in a child's home, where a 3 month old baby was trapped under the door. According to his fellow caucus members, Zhang Zemin dove for over 3 minutes (he would not have been able to do this without the military trainmen he received as a teenager, according to several of his closest aids) in an attempt to save the child, and eventually the baby floated to the surface, however Mr. Zhang did not. Rescuers had to intervene in order to save him, as he was caught on a loose piece of barbed wire inside the home. His doctor, Dong ZhenKang, held a press conference to enlighten the public on Mr. Zhang’s health:
Quote:Dr. Dong Zhenkang: I will not be taking any questions, however I will provide you with a brief update on Mr. Zhang. At 2:00am this morning, Mr. Zhang arrived in our emergency ward unconscious and blue in the face. At 2:30am we successfully revived Mr. Zhang and he opened his eyes. At 4:45am he was awake and able to formulate basic sentences, however his speech was impeded by the vast amount of pain killers he was on. We currently have Mr. Zhang under close supervision and will provide further updates as his condition improves.
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Dr. Dong ZhenKang taking questions
Unfortunatley for Dr. Dong, the press was hungry:
Quote:Reporter Ming Liu: But wait doctor! How did this happen?!
Quote:Dr. Dong ZhenKang: Mr. Zhang is a very brave man. He managed to save a 3 month old baby from drowning during the peak of the storm. The baby is currently in the intensive care unit and is expected to make it, barring any complications
The brave and bold actions taken by the Republican leader and his caucus are unlikely to go unnoticed after these revelations, but only time will tell if the brave Zhang Zemin will live to tell the tale.
More to come…
Originally posted by Treehugger on 19 October 2017.
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