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PM’S SEXY DANCING IN PARTY, YACHT AND ALCOHOL IN SECRET CILDANIAN HOLIDAYS; NUMBER 10 IMMEDIATELY GOES ON DEFENSIVE
August 7, 5728

The Prime Minister chose Cildania for her personal holidays, her choice settling on a remote private resort off the southern coast of the Majatran nation; drawing controversy in the home country. 

Luthorian Prime Minister Martha Tapihana has had a busy first year, to decompress from the stress accumulated during her first year as Prime Minister, she and some of her friends decided to use the holiday period to go on vacation in Cildania. While the Majatran nation has been known for its busy and hot vacation spots, it’s not usually a place where a foreign head of government is usually remaining for her holidays.

The Prime Minister and her friend group resided in the Lakimadis Hotel Resort in Mar Alessandra, in which the Prime Minister and her friends were treated as royalty.

The Prime Minister arrvied in Mar Alessandra on August 1, by covertly flying by private jet from Fort William to Cildania.

Martha Tapihana, 41, was accompanied in this extensive two-week vacation in Cildania by 6 of her friends, in what was described as an “improvised all-girls vacation paid by the state; at least for the Prime Minister” - for Tapihana, the holidays have for now been absolutely nice – she was seen laying down on the beach, navigating on a private yacht which was according to the witnesses, “lent by a close friend”

Videos of the Prime Minister hitting the clubs were leaked to the press, in them, we can see the Prime Minister still has something up her sleeve as she danced in a sexy motion.

“It was something incredible,” said Ana Vy, a Hanzen tourist who was in the Lakimadis Club when she noticed the Luthorian Prime Minister and her friend group: “We were like, waiting on the line to enter and then we see 6 girls entering the club without any clearance, some recognised them and were like: “Holddup, is that the fucking Luthorian Prime Minister?!” [...] I don’t follow political stuff but like it was wild.”

Another witness at the scene, Pete Bood, a Mordusian tourist in Cildania at the time, reflected on his impression of the Prime Minister hitting the dance floor: “She’s got that y’know, she was partying hard, she got the dance moves, the alcohol everything. It was something I tell ya.”

Her two-weeks secret vacation in Cildania was quickly defended by Number 10 as being a “privately-funded affair” with no state fund being found to finance it.

The PM is expected to return to Luthori on August 16 to resume working as head of government after getting her head out of the stress accumulated during this year.