Nadiya

[Svetlana]

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During a routine press conference held by the government to answer questions from the press and clarify any misunderstandings that might have happened this week, a journalist asked Government Spokesperson Tsvetayev Alexei what was asked about the government's honest opinion about the state of Terran affairs.

"I'm going to be totally frank with you, the entire government is extremely frustrated about what is happening around the world because it seems like we're the only ones sending help to warn torn countries while others fight over chunks of water. This entire world is composed of spoiled brats and hypocrites that act like new born babies when things don't go their way and it makes diplomacy in this day and age look like trying to manage a group of kindergartners, that's why we're so frustrated!" He slammed his fist on the stand before continuing, "They willingly turned a blind eye to the plight of the Solentians, the suffering of the Istapalese, the scars of the Baegukese, and the fate of every underdeveloped nation but the moment a country sends their navy to a member of their own alliance, all hell breaks loose and we declare war and disrupt the economic stability of innocent countries because they're having a dick measuring contest to feed off their hubris."

"Nations that have such blatant self centered behaviors are ignored by Nadiya because we don't need those kind of allies and friends in this world, it's always me me me but never do they even bother looking down at the people they're crushing for those aspirations." He adds, "We know that Nadiya isn't perfect but we're thankful everyday that we have the Nadiyan Red Square Society who has not only send hundred of thousands of volunteers and helped poor communities feel a sense of normalcy and peace in times of troubles by organizing cultural events and offering them both jobs and positions to continue earning money for themselves. It was the Nadiyan government who approved the Society's request for a 500 million ruble of gold from our reserves just so they could give each mother in their camps in New Verham golden necklaces and earrings as both a gift and safety net since they could sell those necklaces back to the Nadiyan government for four times their value if they ever fell in times of financial hardships." 

After the conference was over, the Nadiyan government released an official statement backing their spokesperson and described his words as "the most honest and literal sentiments among the members of the confederal government".

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Written by @LoveFM (ignore the month on the headline, it should be February)