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Luthorian Art rock band Aristocrat releases debut album on KMI
Pure Sleeze 42 marries Art and Alternative
Kaliburg, Grand Duchy of Ananto
August 9, 5742
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Luthorian Alternative musicians like Aristocrat find welcome home in Kalistan
Yet another alternative rock band from Luthori has made the trek across the Ocean to relocate permanently in Kalistan and record with a Kalistani label. And like most Luthorian acts who make their way to Kalistan, they were welcomed and provided an atmosphere not only to thrive creatively, but to earn a living. This time, the band is Aristocrat, a quintet from Shipley, Luthori. And they have released their debut LP called Pure Sleeze 42 for KMI Records in Kaliburg, along with an accompanying single .
"Well, we were quite fascinated by the Art rock movement here in Kalistan when we arrived three years ago," said lead singer and songwriter Mark Craik. "Of course we heard all the records from Art rock when we were younger, Thomas Jones was a huge hit in our neighborhood. But Luthori is kind of a backwater when it comes to professional music. There just is not much going on in the nation for those bands who want to make a living. It's mostly bands you'll hear at the pubs and what not. We knew if we wanted to actually make music for a living, we'd have to come to Kalistan, a nation that actually makes recorded music and supports their artists, rather than stay in Luthori."
"The irony of it all now," said Aristocrat keyboardist Joanna McMillen, who is Craik's sister, "is that if we record a record in Kalistan, it will have a much higher chance to be heard by Luthorians than if we stayed in Luthori. There's not much competition in Luthori, to be sure. So we almost had to come to Kalistan and be part of this music scene here if we wanted to be heard in our home country, because our own country doesn't support music or really much culture at all."
Aristocrat's music plays up on a specific image of its Luthorian members for Kalistani audiences. "We don't try to hide how we sound on our music..." said Craik. "A lot of Luthorian bands come to Kalistan and they adopt a sort of Vrassan accent when they sing. But I think there is a specific affinity in Kalistan for Luthorian musicians, and so it would seem that we would be cutting our own bloody throats if we changed how we sang to try to hide something that is quite widely enjoyed, I think. Its a plus to announce 'We are a Luthorian band' for audiences that are looking for it." The band also plays up on a gender ambiguity, with Craik himself having a stage presence of a foppish effete Luthorian snobbish... well, aristocrat, and the rest of the band donning clothes belonging to the upper middle classes. "We dress well... We are not punks. It is important to present yourself well. I think the audience rather expects it."
But much of the campiness comes from the band's admiration for the gender bending persona adopted by Thomas Jones and other art rockers. "One of our main influences is the glam phase of Thomas Jones' career," said McMillen. "Mark's lyrics are just on the weird side of creepy sometimes. He sings about the awkwardness of sexual attraction, and sometimes, rather taboo subjects, and while he himself is not really like his persona, I think that kind of overt, sort of creepy sexuality is really an homage to someone like Jones, who... Well, I don't want to say this wrong, but I think was exciting in a sort of forbidden way for a lot of us when we were younger. He was freaky, and I think the glammy, campy, persona Mark adopts for the band is his homage to that kind of ambiguity. He really plays with it quite well, and I think it gives us a bit of uniqueness."
The band also drew a lot of inspiration from Anne Jean, the pioneering art rock virtuoso from 6 decades ago. "She was far ahead of her time, I think," said Craik. "The way she played her instruments, she was a real menace to sound on stage. I think the soundscapes she painted were equal parts lush and very raw. And her playing was with a sort of precision we have really tried to emulate. This is the kind of music we wanted to make structurally, this kind of, some may describe it as layered or nuanced or what have you. I think our album here is a tribute to the art house albums we listened to as kids and these were our efforts to make tributes to this great Kalistani music."
KMI released the album earlier this month to generally positive reviews. "Nobody can argue about the musical ability of this group of Luthorians," said KRM's Bob Ebersole, writing the review of Pure Sleeze 42. "The production behind the record, which included Marcia Gotha from KMI's inhouse production squad, and the band themselves, is a real treat. The lyrics, at times, express very uncomfortable subject matter, not explicitly so, but just, like don't think about them too deeply, but I think that's kind of the point. This music fits into the art category because it pushes the boundaries of what its audience will accept, will tolerate. It's not dead music at all, it really is very progressive in that sense."
Craik and McMillen were curious as to why most reviews did not focus on the fact that they were Luthorians, but offered what they thought could be reasons. "It was mentioned, sure, but this is one important point: Kalistanis like what they like, regardless of if it comes from right here in Ananto or if it comes from some place like Luthori. If the shoe was on the other foot, I doubt a Kalistani band would have any kind of success going to Luthori and playing music. First, there would be zero infrastructure to support them. Second, Luthorian culture is kind of inward looking. Whereas a place like Kalistan openly welcomed Luthorians to come here, make music, even music with a very strong Luthorian identity coded into it, they welcome us, they come see our shows, they allow us to make money and eat and pay our rent. If we tried to do this same thing in Ft. William, we'd be out on the streets. The Kalsitanis want us here. I can't say the same thing about Kalistanis in Luthori, which is pretty sad because music fans in Luthori have to import Kalistani records, a lot of time from pretty shady figures to hear even kind of good music there."
Craik amplified this: "I think a lot of Kalistanis think we're putting them on about being Luthorians. During our three years here, you would be surprised at how many people came to our shows and were genuinely surprised that we were Luthorians. But you know we always saw those same people later, so it didn't scare people away, but yes, we definitely are Luthorian. I would say we're Luthorians until we die, but that really isn't true now is it?" Both Craik and McMillen have become Kalistani citizens since arriving three years ago and have no desire to return home, while Albert Criswel, the band's guitarist, and Bill West, the drummer have both said they plan to renounce their Luthorian citizenship if this album sells well. The Bassist for the band, Nate Canning, said he intends to return to Luthori to return to his family's cheesemaking profession, now that his father has retired.
You can check out Aristocrat's entire debut album Pure Sleeze 42 on KMI and listen to their debut single "Children" right here and on Music 7, where it is entering heavy rotation this week.
"Well, we were quite fascinated by the Art rock movement here in Kalistan when we arrived three years ago," said lead singer and songwriter Mark Craik. "Of course we heard all the records from Art rock when we were younger, Thomas Jones was a huge hit in our neighborhood. But Luthori is kind of a backwater when it comes to professional music. There just is not much going on in the nation for those bands who want to make a living. It's mostly bands you'll hear at the pubs and what not. We knew if we wanted to actually make music for a living, we'd have to come to Kalistan, a nation that actually makes recorded music and supports their artists, rather than stay in Luthori."
"The irony of it all now," said Aristocrat keyboardist Joanna McMillen, who is Craik's sister, "is that if we record a record in Kalistan, it will have a much higher chance to be heard by Luthorians than if we stayed in Luthori. There's not much competition in Luthori, to be sure. So we almost had to come to Kalistan and be part of this music scene here if we wanted to be heard in our home country, because our own country doesn't support music or really much culture at all."
Aristocrat's music plays up on a specific image of its Luthorian members for Kalistani audiences. "We don't try to hide how we sound on our music..." said Craik. "A lot of Luthorian bands come to Kalistan and they adopt a sort of Vrassan accent when they sing. But I think there is a specific affinity in Kalistan for Luthorian musicians, and so it would seem that we would be cutting our own bloody throats if we changed how we sang to try to hide something that is quite widely enjoyed, I think. Its a plus to announce 'We are a Luthorian band' for audiences that are looking for it." The band also plays up on a gender ambiguity, with Craik himself having a stage presence of a foppish effete Luthorian snobbish... well, aristocrat, and the rest of the band donning clothes belonging to the upper middle classes. "We dress well... We are not punks. It is important to present yourself well. I think the audience rather expects it."
But much of the campiness comes from the band's admiration for the gender bending persona adopted by Thomas Jones and other art rockers. "One of our main influences is the glam phase of Thomas Jones' career," said McMillen. "Mark's lyrics are just on the weird side of creepy sometimes. He sings about the awkwardness of sexual attraction, and sometimes, rather taboo subjects, and while he himself is not really like his persona, I think that kind of overt, sort of creepy sexuality is really an homage to someone like Jones, who... Well, I don't want to say this wrong, but I think was exciting in a sort of forbidden way for a lot of us when we were younger. He was freaky, and I think the glammy, campy, persona Mark adopts for the band is his homage to that kind of ambiguity. He really plays with it quite well, and I think it gives us a bit of uniqueness."
The band also drew a lot of inspiration from Anne Jean, the pioneering art rock virtuoso from 6 decades ago. "She was far ahead of her time, I think," said Craik. "The way she played her instruments, she was a real menace to sound on stage. I think the soundscapes she painted were equal parts lush and very raw. And her playing was with a sort of precision we have really tried to emulate. This is the kind of music we wanted to make structurally, this kind of, some may describe it as layered or nuanced or what have you. I think our album here is a tribute to the art house albums we listened to as kids and these were our efforts to make tributes to this great Kalistani music."
KMI released the album earlier this month to generally positive reviews. "Nobody can argue about the musical ability of this group of Luthorians," said KRM's Bob Ebersole, writing the review of Pure Sleeze 42. "The production behind the record, which included Marcia Gotha from KMI's inhouse production squad, and the band themselves, is a real treat. The lyrics, at times, express very uncomfortable subject matter, not explicitly so, but just, like don't think about them too deeply, but I think that's kind of the point. This music fits into the art category because it pushes the boundaries of what its audience will accept, will tolerate. It's not dead music at all, it really is very progressive in that sense."
Craik and McMillen were curious as to why most reviews did not focus on the fact that they were Luthorians, but offered what they thought could be reasons. "It was mentioned, sure, but this is one important point: Kalistanis like what they like, regardless of if it comes from right here in Ananto or if it comes from some place like Luthori. If the shoe was on the other foot, I doubt a Kalistani band would have any kind of success going to Luthori and playing music. First, there would be zero infrastructure to support them. Second, Luthorian culture is kind of inward looking. Whereas a place like Kalistan openly welcomed Luthorians to come here, make music, even music with a very strong Luthorian identity coded into it, they welcome us, they come see our shows, they allow us to make money and eat and pay our rent. If we tried to do this same thing in Ft. William, we'd be out on the streets. The Kalsitanis want us here. I can't say the same thing about Kalistanis in Luthori, which is pretty sad because music fans in Luthori have to import Kalistani records, a lot of time from pretty shady figures to hear even kind of good music there."
Craik amplified this: "I think a lot of Kalistanis think we're putting them on about being Luthorians. During our three years here, you would be surprised at how many people came to our shows and were genuinely surprised that we were Luthorians. But you know we always saw those same people later, so it didn't scare people away, but yes, we definitely are Luthorian. I would say we're Luthorians until we die, but that really isn't true now is it?" Both Craik and McMillen have become Kalistani citizens since arriving three years ago and have no desire to return home, while Albert Criswel, the band's guitarist, and Bill West, the drummer have both said they plan to renounce their Luthorian citizenship if this album sells well. The Bassist for the band, Nate Canning, said he intends to return to Luthori to return to his family's cheesemaking profession, now that his father has retired.
You can check out Aristocrat's entire debut album Pure Sleeze 42 on KMI and listen to their debut single "Children" right here and on Music 7, where it is entering heavy rotation this week.
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