Kalistani Major History

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CAK Declares Government Illegitimate
Militias Begin to take Action Against the Increasingly Anti Kalistan Government

CAK Minutemen Elite Armor Group "Colbert" Block Off Highways into Kaliburg 1/4/4523

The sounds of uniform marching, conservative militia marching tunes, and the chants of "Down with the Traitors, Up with Kalistan" and "Death to Blake and Kennedy" filled the air this morning in each of the major cities in Kalistan, CAK is on the warpath. After showing "continued and ever increasing inability to govern and lead", CAK officers lead by Field Marshal Douglas Montgomery have denounced the government and President as illegitimate and announced their plans to put a stop to the misdeeds of the fascist and liberal "Coalition of Hell". There is yet to be any reaction from the government, other parties, or the NCP itself, though response is no doubt imminent.

FM. Douglas Montgomery gave the following statement after his announcement:

We have sat aside for too long while the patriotic League and Liberal Democratic Party have been chewing up Kalistan. When they first attacked our economy, we reluctantly sat and watched. The numerous times they've shown their obvious disrespect toward Kalistan, its people, and its institutions, we sat by. When the Paties and Libies realized they both had the ultimate goal of destroying Kalistan and joined together to assault our nation in tandem, no reaction. But we've had enough. When you continuously tread on the bull, it is inevitable that you get the horns. Due to the Coalition of Hell's continued and ever increasing inability to govern and lead the people of Kalistan, we hereby denounce their government as illegitimate and enemies to Kalistan. We will be taking military action against the government soon, but offer amnesty to any PL or LDP member who surrender peacefully. We do not wish to shed Kalistani blood, so we request that all Kalistani constables and soldiers not take up arms in support of a government which hates them. We also request the the Peoples Revolutionary Guard and Revolutionary Socialist Militia of Kalistan as well as the NCP, SPoK, and UKWF join us in our struggle against the oppressors. We will be considering members of the National Liberal Party civilians in this struggle and offer them peace between our two organizations, this is between us and the Libies and Paties. Liberty Shall Triumph!

The reports are still early, but here is the situation in each of the Districts:

Ananto - The Minutemen Battalion has occupied Kaliburg, with loyalist pockets occupying important sections of the city. CAK troops are laying siege to Dulnerstaad and Luxon.
Neveras - CAK troops have rested control of most of the District with the assistance of Conservative and Socialist revolutionaries.
Odufaray - CAK troops are laying have siezed Kluptoon and are laying siege to Eshar, Ganderis, and Tzuhjing.
Vrassa - After occupying Vrassa City and Senvias, CAK forces were thrown out by pro government street militias and the police force. Casualtie are low, but CAK forces have ended their offensive and are currently regrouping.
Suldanor - Fierce street fighting is currently taking place in Sulari while Yoshimi is also under siege. Ulshurpest and Temmon are currently untouched by the CAK

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