Kalistani Major History

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Conservative Public Relief Program
This Document has been Released to the Public at the Request of the Council of Officers of the National Conservative Party

Complete List of the Programs of the Conservative Public Relief Program

• CAK Divisions 11, 12, 13, 14, and 15: Five new divisions of 1000 men will be recruited to CAK. One in each district. This expansion would provide food, housing, and payment to the recruits. This would also create countless other jobs for the maintenance of the new divisions and increase the amount of business the newly privatized military sector will receive.Housing for the Homeless: The NCP will fund and recruit volunteers for the construction of temporary residences for Homeless Kalistanis.National Food Drive: The NCP will collect food for hungry Kalistanis through a variety of ways including purchasing fresh food, running charity campaigns, and funding farmers in return for donating a portion of their produce.NCP Employment Search Program: The NCP will assist all unemployed Kalistanis, free of charge, in their search for employment.Privatization Relief Campaign: The NCP will run a charity campaign to amass money to be sent as a gift to those who have been left unemployed by the Colbertist Omnibus.Industry Building Donations: Wealthy NCP members have pledged to invest in newly created companies in the military, fuel, and mineral industries in order to build them up and strengthen them enough to employ the unemployed and provide just as good as the closed down government monopolies.

These programs will start on January 1st 4546 but the collection of funds will begin immediately.

Note from the Council of Officers of the National Conservative Party

In the language of this document, the phrase "The NCP will" pops up quite a lot. We hope that the government, the other parties, and the people of Kalistan also do their part in helping their countrymen. We would love to look back during the future and not think "Look at what the NCP did for its less fortunate countrymen," but rather "Look at what Kalistan did for its less fortunate countrymen."

Signed by Director Patrick Kearney, Chairman Ulysses MacArthur, and Public Relations Director Óscar Guerra