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MOD grants Goldfoods 'universal contract' to serve food in the Military

July 5568

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Yeudi food by Goldfoods.

SHOLEMBERG - The new investments in Beiteynu's military of the past years, and the rise in personnel conscripted thanks to the MOD's new all-inclusive recruitment campaign, are leaving the previous food suppliers in the military bases unable to meet the new standards and new quantity of resources needed. A reason behind this inability to cover all the demand is the suppliers' limited infrastructure and limited production capacity, which prevents them from covering all the needs of the military without lowering the quality of the food served. An army general said to the Post that quality and nourishing food is 'essential' for a strong and effective manpower, and he fears that in the long run, the current situation with the current suppliers might become a liability for the Army.

Goldfoods, a Beiteynuese food company with an international presence, is currently owned by Sharon II Aristocrat-Goldbloom (who happens to be our editor and a influential Knesset politician). Miss Sharon said that with little investment, the company would be able to meet the quality requirements and production capacity needed to cover the demand of food by military people, but this investment would be made only if the MOD agreed to grant her a 'universal contract' to her company. After some initial reluctance, fueled by the current suppliers' lobbying, the Ministry decided to grant Goldfoods this contract - reportedly after Miss Sharon convinced military leaders and the Minister himself with some delicacy prepared by Goldfoods' chefs - some rumours also maliciously say that Sharon offered them a lifetime of free food in the restaurants, but we couldn't find any source to back up this claim.

Starting this fall, then, all military bases will be guaranteed that will be enough quality food, as the mission to strengthen our nation's armed forces continues, while the current food suppliers will be offered a 'parachute' and will get a contract to serve food in our country's public schools. Will military food be good for your children in public schools? Probably not. Start searching a good private school.

@TheSholembergPost