18-10-2024, 12:17 AM
KNN News:
Cash-Strapped Right Wing Party the Liberal Patriot's League Demobilizes Millita.
New Conservative Party of Kalistan Leader Johan Sebastian Releases Statement, Considers Formation of Official CpoK Militia
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League News: Patriot Militia Demobilised
In a surprise announcement, Patriot Darth Jones has announced the Patriot Militia will be demobilising. In a statement, he said, "The League base has evaporated. And with it, so has our militia membership. There is no point in the League funding a militia that couldn't go three rounds with tooth fairy. We will however maintain our arms and food stockpiles, as well as bodyguards for senior League officials, who do not recieve official government protection.
This is the end of the road my fellow Patriots. Until the League can rebuild its right-wing base and corporate sponsorship; the Patriot Militia is no more.
But less not forget; the Right is now in power. And we lead that government. Kalistan Prevails, Patriots!"
The announcement is expected to be enacted in short order, as the near bankrupt League struggles to keep its head above water, following its massive fall from grace.
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Johann Sebastian, New Leader of the Conservative Party, was Quoted to Have Said:
" We are a little daunted here, parties are mobilizing and demobilizing militia, and things are going to get ugly quick. We are considering the formation of a Conservative militia, designed to defend our party members and our Headquarters here in Kaliburg, but details will come later. At the moment, we are relying on the new coalition Government to protect us from any danger down the road. The fact is, we hope the left doesn't attack us, but if they do, we will be ready."
Cash-Strapped Right Wing Party the Liberal Patriot's League Demobilizes Millita.
New Conservative Party of Kalistan Leader Johan Sebastian Releases Statement, Considers Formation of Official CpoK Militia
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League News: Patriot Militia Demobilised
In a surprise announcement, Patriot Darth Jones has announced the Patriot Militia will be demobilising. In a statement, he said, "The League base has evaporated. And with it, so has our militia membership. There is no point in the League funding a militia that couldn't go three rounds with tooth fairy. We will however maintain our arms and food stockpiles, as well as bodyguards for senior League officials, who do not recieve official government protection.
This is the end of the road my fellow Patriots. Until the League can rebuild its right-wing base and corporate sponsorship; the Patriot Militia is no more.
But less not forget; the Right is now in power. And we lead that government. Kalistan Prevails, Patriots!"
The announcement is expected to be enacted in short order, as the near bankrupt League struggles to keep its head above water, following its massive fall from grace.
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Johann Sebastian, New Leader of the Conservative Party, was Quoted to Have Said:
" We are a little daunted here, parties are mobilizing and demobilizing militia, and things are going to get ugly quick. We are considering the formation of a Conservative militia, designed to defend our party members and our Headquarters here in Kaliburg, but details will come later. At the moment, we are relying on the new coalition Government to protect us from any danger down the road. The fact is, we hope the left doesn't attack us, but if they do, we will be ready."
Primary: Institutionalist Party of Kalistan (IPoK), 5146-
Inactive:
Socialist Party of Kalistan (SPoK), 2591-
Inactive:
Socialist Party of Kalistan (SPoK), 2591-