Kalistani Major History

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KNN News: Kalistani People's REvolutionary Front Release. 

Cpl Bennots interviewed by unnamed reporter.

Leftist Forces Begin Further Blockades

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Message *The following broadcast was replayed over KPRF propaganda channels several times late today. We present a transcript of the exchange for those who do not have access to television or radio. The following voices are those of an unnamed reporter and KPRF Party Leader Cpl. Frederick Bennots:*

[unnamed reporter] Your Party's activity has been joined in the cities by elements of the RFP militia. Do you have any comment?

[Bennots] Sure. We welcome the efforts of the PRFP, and will arrange a liaison to coordinate our efforts throughout Kalistan. We already have a functioning garrison in the Capital, and are working closely with our allies there.

[unnamed reporter] And do you have any comment on the calls of the Premier for you to lift your blockade of all major roads in and out of major cities?

[Bennots] I'm sorry... his order again?

[unnamed reporter] The order... to end your blockade of all major roads.

[Bennots] {long pause and some inaudible discussion} Oh... of course, I see. We have issued the wrong order. This is all a big mistake. The government should rescind that order, because we made a mistake... We'll just go ahead and correct that order right now.

[unnamed reporter] You mean to say your order to close off the main thoroughfares in Kalistan was an error?

[Bennots]. Yes.

[unnamed reporter] So you will comply with the government's orders and lift the blockade?

[Bennots] Whoa who said anything about that? The order itself was an error. It should have read: Block all major AND minor routes in and out of the cities, not just the major routes. So we'll just go ahead and correct the order. And while we're at it, we'll just block roads in and out of privately owned factories outside of the cities as well, just to make sure we drive the point home. And one more thing: The picture frame is in use. I repeat, the picture frame is in use. Your listeners will know what that means. Thank you for your time...