24-11-2024, 09:57 AM
The fiasco of Beiteynuese-Xsampan relations (Part 1)
Yishelem - It's important to remember that history tends to gulp and forget the geopolitical fumbling of nations rather easily, as we all go on with our day-to-day lives and in the pursuit of our dreams. What felt tectonic back then, can rarely be remembered today. It is the way of life in Terra.
In the case of the Beiteynuese-Xsampan relations, the whole thing started with a book back in 5479.
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Then it began steadily unravelling over the course of almost a century now. An extremely hypocritical and relentless propaganda began issuing out of the preferential hellhole that is Xsampa - I mean, who are we kidding - and while the Beiteynuese Government firmly kept refusing to involve itself with a rogue nation, the Yeudi intelligence community had different ideas. Allegedly.
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In 5515, during the entire Lourennais-Sekowan warmongering destruction phase, the Beiteynuese Naval Command was forced to retreat from the Gulf of Midway as Xsampa began showing its ugly teeth even more aggressively.
Decades passed in the same cat and mouse dance as ever, until Socialist International and Istalia appeared on the geopolitical radar.
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But around 5534, during the entire Vascanian - Rapa Pile ordeal, AllComm allegedly gave Allink access to Xsampa. Allegedly, of course. Setting the stage for the double-faced conduct of both sides in this century-spanning debacle of relations based on hypocrisy.
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Again, allegedly, as the Medinat Dpt. seethed for being excluded from Xsampa's infamous "Yak Diplomacy", the Agafim snatched a prominent Xsampan couple in Baltusia in 5557. An incident that never appeared on any headlines, much less the biased Xsampan ones, despite the series of leaks that began circulating in intelligence circles a few years later.
Meanwhile, Xsampa was being armed by Equifund manufacturers of a Yeudi and non-Yeudi nature alike.
A year later since the alleged Baltusian operation, another alleged operation probably took place, according to the de-classified reports from the AllComm. Allegedly, the Yeudi Homeland spotted a Kundratijan plane entering Xsampan airspace, and in an attempt to figure out its cargo, the Yeudi Homeland itself armed Xsampa with lethal Yeudicho IRBMs, so it could get the intel from Xsampa itself.
That same year, a meeting took place in Eroncourt, which apparently led to a set of rather different circumstances 10 years later. Prior to the Empire of Canrille helping further arm Xsampa's naval capabilities, Xsampa's hypocrite of a Foreign Minister had visited Eroncourt in 5565.
Not unsurprisingly, again in 5558, Xsampa called it out. Beiteynu barked back, a few months later.
A year later, Xsampa bashed Lodamun and Beiteynu for imperialism in Artania in an entire situation that quite a few high-ranking officials in Yishelem still maintain to this day that it was the Yeudi intelligence community itself getting in bed with Xsampans a year earlier.
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Allegedly, around 5562, some of those missiles - and other things - found their way to Istalia. Xsampan interference in Majatra was noticed by the MSCO, which curiously discarded the issue in a whim...
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From 5563 and onwards, things took a drastic turn for the worse, as Kundrati and Vanuku themselves started cozying up to the Xsampan degenerates in commerce and trade. And a year later, Xsampa made a pivotal decision, openly supporting Istalia.
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January 5575
Yishelem - It's important to remember that history tends to gulp and forget the geopolitical fumbling of nations rather easily, as we all go on with our day-to-day lives and in the pursuit of our dreams. What felt tectonic back then, can rarely be remembered today. It is the way of life in Terra.
In the case of the Beiteynuese-Xsampan relations, the whole thing started with a book back in 5479.
-
Then it began steadily unravelling over the course of almost a century now. An extremely hypocritical and relentless propaganda began issuing out of the preferential hellhole that is Xsampa - I mean, who are we kidding - and while the Beiteynuese Government firmly kept refusing to involve itself with a rogue nation, the Yeudi intelligence community had different ideas. Allegedly.
-
In 5515, during the entire Lourennais-Sekowan warmongering destruction phase, the Beiteynuese Naval Command was forced to retreat from the Gulf of Midway as Xsampa began showing its ugly teeth even more aggressively.
Decades passed in the same cat and mouse dance as ever, until Socialist International and Istalia appeared on the geopolitical radar.
-
But around 5534, during the entire Vascanian - Rapa Pile ordeal, AllComm allegedly gave Allink access to Xsampa. Allegedly, of course. Setting the stage for the double-faced conduct of both sides in this century-spanning debacle of relations based on hypocrisy.
-
Again, allegedly, as the Medinat Dpt. seethed for being excluded from Xsampa's infamous "Yak Diplomacy", the Agafim snatched a prominent Xsampan couple in Baltusia in 5557. An incident that never appeared on any headlines, much less the biased Xsampan ones, despite the series of leaks that began circulating in intelligence circles a few years later.
Meanwhile, Xsampa was being armed by Equifund manufacturers of a Yeudi and non-Yeudi nature alike.
A year later since the alleged Baltusian operation, another alleged operation probably took place, according to the de-classified reports from the AllComm. Allegedly, the Yeudi Homeland spotted a Kundratijan plane entering Xsampan airspace, and in an attempt to figure out its cargo, the Yeudi Homeland itself armed Xsampa with lethal Yeudicho IRBMs, so it could get the intel from Xsampa itself.
That same year, a meeting took place in Eroncourt, which apparently led to a set of rather different circumstances 10 years later. Prior to the Empire of Canrille helping further arm Xsampa's naval capabilities, Xsampa's hypocrite of a Foreign Minister had visited Eroncourt in 5565.
Not unsurprisingly, again in 5558, Xsampa called it out. Beiteynu barked back, a few months later.
A year later, Xsampa bashed Lodamun and Beiteynu for imperialism in Artania in an entire situation that quite a few high-ranking officials in Yishelem still maintain to this day that it was the Yeudi intelligence community itself getting in bed with Xsampans a year earlier.
-
Allegedly, around 5562, some of those missiles - and other things - found their way to Istalia. Xsampan interference in Majatra was noticed by the MSCO, which curiously discarded the issue in a whim...
-
From 5563 and onwards, things took a drastic turn for the worse, as Kundrati and Vanuku themselves started cozying up to the Xsampan degenerates in commerce and trade. And a year later, Xsampa made a pivotal decision, openly supporting Istalia.
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