13-12-2024, 09:35 AM
August 3rd 5584
Only an hour ago Commissar Amabesto Sojknabo informed all members of the Supreme Council of the shocking plans drafted by Director Mario Gropo via his office. The Councillors assembled in an extraordinary session immediately to discuss the matter. As Sojknabos claims that Director Gropo was indeed planning an invasion of the Jelbic Empire disguised as a defensive war, were backed by Kolbaso the Commissar of Defense and several diplomatic officials while no member of the Executive Committee made efforts to falsify them, most members of the SC deemed the insinuations to be true. Mere minutes ago the Supreme Council accepted a motion to depose Mario Gropo as Director of the Executive Committee with an overwhelming majority of 92% of around 85% Councillors present. Who will succeed Gropo is currently under debate. Commissar Sojknabo already announced that he will not be available for this office to avert the impression of a power grab scheme. Other than him the Councillors’ favourites seem to be the Commissars Lisergio Surfungo and Maksimo Tinkado
BREAKING: DIRECTOR GROPO DEPOSED UPON REVELATION OF SCANDALOUS PLANS
Only an hour ago Commissar Amabesto Sojknabo informed all members of the Supreme Council of the shocking plans drafted by Director Mario Gropo via his office. The Councillors assembled in an extraordinary session immediately to discuss the matter. As Sojknabos claims that Director Gropo was indeed planning an invasion of the Jelbic Empire disguised as a defensive war, were backed by Kolbaso the Commissar of Defense and several diplomatic officials while no member of the Executive Committee made efforts to falsify them, most members of the SC deemed the insinuations to be true. Mere minutes ago the Supreme Council accepted a motion to depose Mario Gropo as Director of the Executive Committee with an overwhelming majority of 92% of around 85% Councillors present. Who will succeed Gropo is currently under debate. Commissar Sojknabo already announced that he will not be available for this office to avert the impression of a power grab scheme. Other than him the Councillors’ favourites seem to be the Commissars Lisergio Surfungo and Maksimo Tinkado
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