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NDP EXPOSED: CORRUPTION, DISINFORMATION AND BLATENT LIES

A secret investigation carried out by an independent private firm contracted by the Social Conservative Party has found that the National Democratic Party accepted bribes from the Kundrati State, whose human rights abuses are well-documented and proudly displayed by their own government. Prime Minister Jack May said in a statement that "we call on all NDP congressmen to resign and we will not be renewing the coalition in the upcoming election unless there is drastic change." 

In further news, the YBI investigation on abuses by the Kundrati state was a complete and utter sham, with all facts and figures being manipulated and distorted to serve a single narrative.

Against the wishes of the NDP who are in coalition with the SCP, the President has ordered the severing of all diplomatic ties to Kundrati and has instructed all Likatonians to leave Kundrati at once. The President also warned of sanctions on Kundrati should they not comply to dismantle their slavery camps and topple their totalitarian structure.


-The Likatonian Chronicle-