Vanuku

[Kubrick]

Worldburnerist Enlightenment takes over Jelbosphere

17 April 5597, Wiel, Jelbic People's Soviet Republic of Wrnuke

Two victorious wrestlers from the WJZR's Worldburnerist Committee for Jelbic Wrestling after defeating two traditionalists.

Worldburnerism is taking over the Jelbosphere at a rapid speed, the burning flame of progress cannot be stopped. When news reached Wrnuke that Generalissimo Vrnkrt had crushed the H'án's forces in Jelbe celebrations broke out across the nation. People cheered for their Jelbic brothers in Jelbe, who now would be free at last. Though a full victory has not yet been secured the capturing of the H'án and the destruction of his main force has left the path wide open for the Jelbék Worldburners under Aldrkai Vrnkrt. The development has stunned the international community, who have been working hard to discredit and destroy the progress of Worldburnerism. Now the march forwards of the greatest Jelbic ideology can no longer be denied, as soon Jelbe will also join the flock of Enlightened Jelbics. Leader Hukrskez'lkjo of the Soviet Republic has applauded the development himself too, stating that soon "the entire Jelbosphere will be as free as we are." For the past few unstable years the border regions near Wrnuke were already under the control of local Jelbék Worldburners, with representatives of the WJZR often travelling to small villages in Jelbe to preach about Worldburnerist ideals. The traditionalists still in these villages were challenged by Wrnuke's "Political Education Officers" on several subjects, though after action reports later noted that engaging them in debate often had little result. 

As such a new initiative was started, if traditionalists cannot see through reason they must see through action was the thought behind the establishment of the Worldburnerist Committee for Jelbic Wrestling. Every tribe in the Jelbic culture engages in wrestling, with tribes often competing against each other during large summer festivals. The art of Jelbic wrestling is an ancient tradition dating back to the beginning of Jelbic settlement of Majatra. Even today it is a revered sport in the Jelbosphere, though the Bloodless Revolution and subsequent Worldburnerist ideology of the Soviet Republic saw it being dismissed as a "reactionary activity" by the anti-traditionalist elements. This changed with the WCJW, who recruited talented experienced former wrestlers and personal trainers to train the next generation of Jelbic wrestlers that represent the superiority of Worldburnerism. Strong youths were found all across Wrnuke and given years of specialised training. Now the wrestlers of the WCJW travel across Jelbe's border region to challenge local wrestlers. So far they stand undefeated, having already wrestled twenty-eight matches against seasoned Jelbék wrestlers. The results have stunned local referees who praise the WCJW wrestlers for their technique but mostly their "extreme strength and endurance" and claiming they have never seen such "vigour" in Jelbic wrestling. Some reactionary traditionalists have accused the WCJW of doping, though a spokesperson has vehemently denied this.

Opstmojadé Péashro (Revolutionary Vanguard) is a newspaper and current news website with a Jelbic nationalist and left-wing character.