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PRESIDENT MENDELEV ATTACKED BY A COW

Pirland, Likatonia

President Bertram Mendelev has been hospitalised after suffering from a smashed groin after being attacked by a cow whilst speaking to local farmers. In a statement the President's office said the President was on his way to a full recovery. With elections delayed due to terran-wide internet technical issues, the acting President is hoping to capitalise and make further inroads on voters whilst trying to advance peace talks throughout terra, especially the conflict in Solentia.

The Likatonian Chronicle