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Special Edition - 30 September 5599
Sharon Aristocrat-Goldbloom II Is Dead at 84
The Former Rosh Ha'memshala of the Homeland State died 'of sadness' in her Sholemberg residence, her children say.

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Sholemberg, Beiteynu - The former Rosh Ha'Memshala of the Homeland State, pushed away from power just months ago, has died today in her Sholemberg Hills mansion at the age of 84, her children told the Post earlier. They have speculated that her sudden death is to attribute to the abrupt change in Yishelem politics earlier this year, which reportedly made their mother 'sad' and eventually 'depressed', causing Sharon II to 'die of sadness', as her first-born son, Prince Elias III, described her passing. The Prince did not held back at Yishelem, considered responsible for Sharon's death: 

Sadly enough my mother was ousted from power abruptly. She didn't expect that, and I think ...sniff... her death was caused by that. We will carefully consider our future, and I can tell you, Sholemberg can stand alone, if we're not wanted anymore.

The State Funeral will happen next week in Sholemberg, and the whole population is invited to join, it will feature an eulogy by the new Prince of Sholemberg, HRH Elias III Aristocrat-Goldbloom, and will later join Elias Goldbloom and Sharon Aristocrat-Goldbloom I in the city's cemetery.