Vanuku

[Mbites]

August 5600

Green Scourge hosts Worldburner Festival

Badly made photograph

Wiel; Under the guiding hand of Green Scourge officials, the cabinet has agreed on organizing a festival for the common citizen and the working man of Wrnuke to enjoy. Full with modern game stands, untraditional food stalls and fully without horse. The first visitors clearly were not disappointed when they saw staffolding and the other parts of the temporary event infrastructure red-clad and decorated with the finest symbolism the People’s Soviet Republic had to offer. Head Coordination was shared between Murad Pecnék and his wife Ershebéf, they were both present for the whole five days of bread and games. Unreasonable voices have stated that this event is the government covertly trying to ease the people’s feelings on the war against Beiteynu and the harsh reforms on some of the most fundamental pillars of Jelbic culture. “To these people I say, SHAME!” – Murad Pecnék as he was eating red and green painted icecream. He continued to explain that this event is just a celebration of the success of the people’s revolution. His justifications continued as he adamantly showed us people enjoying themselves.

After enjoying a whole day under the close watch of Green Scourge Party Aparatschicks we were swiftly rushed to the main program point of the day, the Fireworks at dawn. While the sight was beautiful and the people were seemingly were entranced by the monumental display of the People’s Firepower some party members which had minor roles in the organizational effort of the festival have approached us to air some frustration they had. According to them this is not going to take the wind out of the sails of the currently popularizing “People’s Society for the Moderation on Cultural Reform.” For our readers: This society is a grouping of various party-members who’re sympathizing with reactionary rhetorics, these misguided ones are seeking to disrupt our progress. Thankfully Ershebéf saved us from talking to these lunatics and we enjoyed the rest of the event uninterrupted. Glory to the People’s Soviet Republic of Wrnuke!