29-01-2025, 07:20 AM
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BREAKING NEWS: Maria Kadiyot steps down as the last Prime Minister of the Homeland State of Beiteynu
January 5608
Yishelem - It feels eerily like fate that the one who does an unspeakable act gets to suffer the unspeakable alongside its victim; at the same time that Xsampa announces the rebuilding of Metz-Leonid, the destroyer of Metz-Leonid announces their unravelling.
After multiple years of talks and insurmountable pressure, the secession of not one, but several cities from the bowels of the Beiteynuese Government and the resignation of all but 2 remaining Ministers with the Kadiyot Administration, the Office of the Rosh HaMemshala released a press statement 20 minutes ago confirming that Maria Kadiyot is stepping down from the post, transferring authority to the Secretary of the Yishelem Nisrad.
Our nation exhales in relief; to a new dawn and a new era, marking the end of 409 years of Terra's biggest meddling age.
@Neset
The Banana