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Food for thought: Ambitious food strategy unveiled, Likatonian president hits out at rocc-cola

Likatonia's president today announced her plans to improve the health of Likatonian's and to make Likatonia the healthiest nation in seleya.

Of course we're not just satisfied at being the only free nation left in seleya, we also want to be the healthiest nation in seleya we have a plan to do this. We're going to be banning harmful additives and preservatives in our foods. I'm also going to be calling on Rocc-Cola to clean up their act and reformulate their products or risk being taken off the shelves completely. We're going to be transforming our food system, banning junk food ads after 8pm and encouraging consumers to maker better informed choices over the foods they eat. The time for change is now we have a plan for change, the opposition does not.
We also have heard the news that the independent truth commission has found mountains of evidence of war crimes committed against innocent Likatonian civilians. We are happy this independent commission has been set up because it is importatnt to get to the truth, the truth really matters. This only confirms what we have suspected for a very long time, finally after all these years Likatonian's can see justice and accountability has arrived. We also believe that senior members of the Kalistani political and military leadership should be held to account over these crimes because it is inconceivable that they did not know. This will be a step in the right direction towards a lasting peace between our nations. Which we hope can be achieved.

Explaining Likatonia's abcense from Altea the president explained "This is a club of very undesirable nations gathered in a room, Clovisport sends Egelion our best regards but we will pass on attending Altea. Thank you all." President Kinsley Koch announced her reforms to make Likatonia a more healthy nation, including asking rocc-cola to reformulate it's products. The democrats are delivering the results for Likatonian's, the republicans are still in disarray they have no plan. Speaking to the chronicle earlier today health minister Edwin O'brien said that these policies taken together will reduce the strain on our healthcare system and will reduce healthcare costs. Also speaking as to when new election may take place the president said she hopes they can be organised very soon.
Clovisport Chronicle
Clovisport, Likatonia