Kalistani Major History

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The Conservative Press
The CPK is back
August, 4132

After a shock resign from National Assembly services no one knew why the CPK had left and where they went until today during a national launch to renter the National Assembly.

It first starts out with former party leader James Peters addressing the nation about why the CPK made the radical choice to leave.


Former leader Jame peters during the national conference with emotions hiding away during his address.

During what was a shocking and surprising made by Mr Peters we found out the truth of the party-

I would like to firstly apologise to the people of Kalistan who placed there trust in the CPK and today you will hear the truth. During a night in September 4131 over a large state of frustration and anger because of failing bills and dis-unified government, I took the worst decision of my life to take recreational drugs. Later that'p evening I was passed out on the floor and was saved by my wife. We decided to resign all cabinet members and National Assembly members and address the party. Next few months the party would create new candidates and new policy's. I am truely ashamed of what I have done and will now leave the office of public service.

After Mr. Peters emotional speech emotions were saddened and quite for a period of time with people not knowing what to do with themselves. Within the next 10m to men who are known to the party headquarters but not the nation, Malcolm Abbott and Tony Turnbull both heads of the CPK board walk out and make the following announcement.

Our fellow Kalistanians, After a deeply saddened time for us over the past few months we have came together as a team to develop new party policies, candidates and mission, but as I'm sure you are all wondering but who are these candidates well I'm here to tell you today.

President- Malcolm Abbott

Head of Government- Tony Turnbull

Foreign Affairs- Julia Bishop

Internal Affairs- Pru Howard

Finance- William Griffiths

Defence- Joe Choibo

Justice- Grace Ahrens

Infrastructure & Transport- Scott Hockey

Health & Social Services- Steve Thompson

Education & Culture- Karen Howard

Science & Technology- Rosa Ambrose

Food & Agriculture- Barnaby Morrison

Environment- Tors Webster

Trade & Industry- Pauline Joyce

Meaning. We are your new candidates.

Right: Canidate for President- Malcolm Abbott Left: Canidate for Head of Government- Tony Turnbull

As the crowd goes wild in cheers and excitement the two men unvale the parties new slogan- "Advance Kalistan". We hope to be seeing more of the gentlemen over the next few years as they will advance Kalistan.