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Jelbic elder arrested after screaming "it's 2025!" naked

April 5636

Haifbourg, Medebir Nisrad - Several complaints during a 2-hour ordeal in the streets of Haifbourg this morning eventually led to the police rushing to the scene and arresting an individual who was later identified as an elder from one of the city's numerous local Jelbic communities.

The individual in question disrupted morning commute by appearing naked in a rather busy street, holding a sign and screaming that the actual year was not in fact 5636, but 2025. Several parts of his rants have now gone viral on social media, showcasing him (with the bits blurred) asking people not to panic - in a screaming manner nonetheless - that they have been trapped unwittingly in this "fake 5636 simulation".

According to him, the year 0 was in 3611; we will investigate.

@Neset