Xsampa

[Elena1012]

Xsampa denounces Beiteynu military operations in Artania; Lodamun to blame for reviving militaristic imperialism.
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December 20th, 5559
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It would seem old trends are returning. Old fashion styles, old food, old imperialist methods. Yishelem and Lodamun, evidently are two children spiteful towards each other in a sandbox. When one child usurps the other child, they follow suite to try to one up. As Lodamun looks to terrorize Malivia, Yishelem has followed suite in terrorizing Hobrazia, looking to present it as a stabilizing force. Truly, the Artanian Proletariat will be stable and free under a nation choking on its own overconsumption of hummus. Let it be known that Xsampa fervently opposes and denounces these imperialist efforts by social fascists to enslave nations. 

Lodamun, once a thriving nation has succumbed to the temptation of imperialism, and has chosen to pillage Malivia. What was once a responsible nation has (d)evolved into what amounts to a land of failure, imperialism and tyranny. What ever happened to the enlightened Lodamun? The pragmatic mature Lodamun that helped the Proletariat and stood in stark contrast to Yishelem. Is that Lodamun forever gone? Replaced by this new imperialist Lodamun, determined to colonize Artania and pillage it? It would seem so comrades, and we must recognize that the old Lodamun that had helped us is no more. Mangled and perverted by the temptations of imperialism.

Whilst Lodamun revived this old trend, Yishelem is all but intent on restoring it as a modern trend. Fitting for a nation so backwards in that its ideals that it considers hummus something beyond an abomination of creation. The imperialist fascists in Yishelem have shown time and time again, they will not rest until the world is either dead or enslaved to their will. Yet time again, we must be the first to oppose imperialism from Yishelem, and in this case from Lodamun. We all remember the dark days when Yishelem acted as the Boogeyman of Artania. Allowing this mistake of an action to occur will only restore those dark days. The mistakes of the past exist bad enough in the form of Beitenyu, the world does not need another mistake in imperialism again.

Xsampa calls for both nations to withdrawal, for the betterment of world peace and anti-imperialism. At the very least, Lodamun must prove it is not lost and have some dignity. Beitenyu, this is par for the course. Lodamun must not become the Beiteynu of Seleya. We are urging our comrades in Lodamun to resist imperialism and restore what was taken away. The current government has shown itself incapable of protecting the needs of the people. It has fallen to the whims of imperialism. The Lodamunese cannot stand for this crime. They must reject their government becoming akin to Beitenyu. Hobrazia and Malivia must not be victims to what amounts to a measuring contest. Our expectations for Lodamun were higher, and they seemed to be an ally united against Yishelem. Perhaps now, they were a ploy to support Yishelem. Perhaps Lodamun is misguided. Or perhaps Lodamun has failed. Relegated to being Luthori in past centuries, a nation slowly dying, begging for relevancy and resorting to outlandish imperialistic methods to achieve that ever so desired relevance. Perhaps this is the final dying breathe of a failing nation. Should Lodamun withdrawal, Lodamun may yet be saved. Our expectations for Beitenyu are already as low as they can be. But if Beitenyu can suddenly become literate enough to understand consequences, we can at least take comfort in knowing Yishelem can back down.
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