Nadiya

[Svetlana]

Efimiia calls Beiteynu and Lodamun "babies with guns whose mother abandoned" as elections approach, RAT and UPF rank up their forces: A political stunt?

Rodashyam, Trigunia. Earlier this evening Efimiia Novikova campaigned in the city of Petrograd in the province of Vrosnok and even visited ground zero of the infection that appeared shortly after the lockdown of Lesnov, her campaign team then held a press conference where she answered a bunch of questions about OTB's economic recovery plans and its programs, however when one journalist asked about her comment concerning recent international developments, she replied with

You want to hear my opinion about it huh? Well you see I personally absolutely despise how two of Terra's apparent "mature" nations are having, just like how former minister Kuzma described as "a dick contest to see who shall rule them all" but unfortunately Terra isn't a vagina nor is it an ass for you to slap your meat onto it like it's your god given right to do so especially when the two nations taking part in that contest notable Beiteynu throwing a childish tantrum over a strip of WATER they don't even fucking control or own, even worse is Lodamun acting out of pure spite imagining themselves as that bad bitch who gags everyone even tho the most they gagged on that cheap dick. Either way, if those two babies just cried we would ignore it but when they both have guns and possible means to bring about another world war, I don't believe we can be like their mother who abandoned them at the orphanage. We must urgently take the guns away from both of their hands and let them cry as much as they want even if it means waking up in the middle of night, but personally I also think that Beiteynu is acting out of pocket because Lodamun moved a part of their navy within Malivian sovereign water with the, potential,approval of Malivian authorities since Lodamun surely won't break international law just to show off their new toys. Beiteynu on the other hand with their twink Simpson aren't any better because acting this childish over international waters is a) fucking ridiculous, and b) absolutely and utterly useless, since when did threatening both directly and indirectly a nation help bring about peace? And don't even get me started on nations across the world pumping their military budgets during times of peace because they too dont want to be left out of the who has the biggest dick competition.

In other news, both of the RAT and UPF announced a 70% increase in the official number of members in the paramilitaries citing recent wave of people joining them out of fear for the future given the recent grim report the Central bank released.