Xsampa

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Tenzin Fortier wins elections; The first Independent Premier as CPX-EPP Coalition forms.
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February 19th, 5650
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To say this result was a surprise, comrades, is nothing short of an understatement. For the first time in Xsampa's history, an independent has managed to win election. As such, the governing coalition will consist of the CPX and the EPP. This Green-Red Coalition will have the unique challenge of keeping Comrade Fortiers eccentricity on a leash. In his inaugural speech (linked below), Comrade Tenzin vowed to curb the debt issue by outproducing the debt and protecting the sovereignty of the Xsampan revolution. Combined with the CPX and EPP joining the coalition, we can expect more support for the Red-Green Revolution, and the moderate stability in the government.

In terms of seat counts, the CPX fell from 241 to 327. Not too bad, but still a juggernaut. The SLP managed to gain no seats, not lose any seats, staying firmly at 171. Being an independent, Comrade Tenzin also joins PAX with one seat. Similar to the XFL. The DPP fell from 3 seats to 2 seats ironically enough despite their apologies. The FLP fell from 43 seats to 41. But the most unique winners in this election are the SWP, EPP and SD. With SD going from 8 seats to 15, this is their highest vote count yet! For the EPP, this is also their highest as they went from 51 seats to 57. And the SWP went from 39 to 47.

As the victors celebrate and a new government forms, Xsampa is likely to be unique with this new administration, but we trust Comrade Fortier to bring results.

 
Comrades!

Today is a great, big, beautiful day. Today is the day Xsampa becomes even greater than it already is. You, the beautiful Xsampan people, the hardworking, lovely, socialist, people of Xsampa have elected me. Opponents, they said it couldn't be done, they really said that but they're wrong. They said it couldn't be done. No independent could ever be elected. But I did it, you did it. By voting for me. Mostly me, but you helped out too comrades! Xsampa is ready for a new era of greatness. We're going to eliminate the debt by outproducing it. We're going to make new jobs and industries that you won't even know where to apply because you'll have plenty of options. You're going to love it. The economist's, the talkers, the experts, they said it can't be done. They wrote articles! With footnotes! All wrong! They're going to watch on the sidelines as we make Xsampa productive again, and bring more greatness to our socialist haven. We'll get textile factories, it'll be so great. Green factories, smart factories, maybe even floating ones. I don't know, we'll look into it. We'll make the debt go away that Xsampa will lead the world, it'll be amazing comrades, truly. The working class, you all built this country from the ground up and this time, you're going to fly luxury with this administration. They come up to me and say, comrade comrade, we've given you the keys to the ship, sail us to prosperity and I say fantastic. I'm the best pilot in the history of pilots in maybe ever. An era of greatness for our country is ahead.

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In Other News;

People's Committee of Health urges Xsampans to not lick algae from the algae farms; Why are we like this.

Could foreign fashion find a market in Xsampa?; Some say it's possible should any play ball with market entry regulations.

The curious case of Green Pan-Dovanism; Is the SD and EPP onto something big?
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Glory to the Xsampan Revolution! Glory to the Xsampan Proletariat!

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