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Dual Republican Cheese Manufacturers Society denies claims that they're hiding "a moon made of cheese"

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Friedrich am Parmesanberg, Speaker for the Cheese Manufacturers


After recent allegations in Zardic media, the Dual Republican Cheese Manufacturers Society has apparently considered it necessary to hold a short but rather large press conference where they answer questions in regards to the claims made by the seemingly unwell former Zardic Professor. Friedrich am Parmesanberg, CEO of one of the biggest Cheese Companies (Käse, Geil, Darnussisch AG) as well as speaker for the whole conglomerate has taken on the task personally. "I can assure the general public that the Cheese Industry - at least our sizable Dual Republican part of it - is not hiding that the moon is made out of cheese, because.. you know.. it isnt. Well probably, I am not a scientist."

Right behind him during the entirety of the conference stood a less amused looking representative of Thaller Industries, they've also been receiving public ridicule after the allegations but some have apparently started sending threats to their Headquarters. The company has increasingly had to spend more on marketing and PR after the Thaller name had increased in headline frequency again. Of course any claims about the Family or the company owning a secret unterwater fortress or a moon base have been denied.

@EduMag