Yeudi Conclave

[Kubrick]

Prince Pawl Banmek-Sntazed, Representative of the House of Banmek-Sntazed

With the passing of my great-uncle Wrntukai, better known as Emperor Wrntukai II, King of Beiteynu, or in his later years as Elder Frjokonmek'ai as he repented for his sins of allowing a nuclear strike against the innocent people of Xsampa, a last will and testament was read out to us. While most of his estate was left to charities and the Jelbic People's Soviet Republic of Wrnuke, a few items were instead passed to the family as a whole. This includes the Eight Gems, which are the full possession of the Banmek-Sntazed family estate, they remain on loan in the People's Museum in Wiel for all to see.

With the these four stones representing the Jelbic love and sacrifice for their Yeudi brothers the Banmek-Sntazed dynasty will vehemently and abjectly reject the proposal of the Luthorian colonisers. We cast our vote for the current Archduke of Banstill, Juhn Banmek-Sntazed. Unwelcome in his homeland due to the Worldburnerist state, he is ready to serve his Yeudi people.

[GreekIdiot]

Imbecilis Aristocrat

The Aristocrat House from East Majatra casts its support to the glorious House of Orleans-Vasser.

Znzrik Tzafrir

Tzafrirs stand together with Archduke of Banstill, Juhn Banmek-Sntazed.

Bartek Keshef

We have to recognise that in these perilous times after the many failures of our brethren, the Holy Luthori Empire was the only one that stood against, at great sacrifice, the dangers of our region and helped secure stability in the Artanian Sea.

We cast our support to the House of Orange-Villayn-Armstead from Luthori.

Voting:

1. Banmek-Sntazed (West Majatra) @Kubrick - Banmek-Sntazed
   
2. Orange-Villayn-Armstead (Luthori) @Lig
   
3. Orleans-Vasser (Lourenne) @Louis - Orleans-Vasser
   
4. Goldbloom (Sholemberg) @Nick
   
5. Aristocrat (East Majatra) @GreekIdiot - Orleans-Vasser
   
6. Thaller (N&D) @Mbites - Goldbloom
   
7. Arev (Pontesi) @MrFacts
   
8. Kadiyot (of the Kadmonim, Yishelem) @GreekIdiot - Orange-Villayn-Armstead
   
9. Benowitz (of the Kadmonim, Central Artania) @GreekIdiot
   
10. Debua (Rildanor) @Louis - Orleans-Vasser
    
11. Tzafrir (West Majatra) @GreekIdiot - Banmek-Sntazed
    
12. Keshef (North Seleya) @GreekIdiot - Orange-Villayn-Armstead
    

[Kubrick]

An elderly man in traditional Jelbic robes leans on a cane as he enters the room escorted by several bodyguards. One of the organising staff of the Conclave objects. "You can't just barge in, this is a closed ses-" He is rudely interrupted as a particularly tall and broad bodyguard punches him in his stomach. With a deep Jelbic accent he grumbles: "Little man quiet now." The elderly man pays no attention and slowly makes his way to the table. Prince Pawl Banmek-Sntazed pales as he sees the man and stands up from his chair to take a deep bow. By now the entire room has turned around to watch this visitor. In a soft voice the man speaks.

Juhn Banmek-Sntazed, Archduke of Banstill

Do not follow the foolish words of my great-nephew. The Banmek-Sntazed dynasty has reigned Beiteynu, but shall no more. It is not our destiny, it is not the will of Tanhri, our blessed Skyfather. As patriarch of the family I reject the votes in my name and I reject the votes for the Luthorian pigs. Tanhri's will dictates that our votes go to the Goldbloom dynasty. The Yeudi people shall rule themselves.

[GreekIdiot]

Znzrik Tzafrir

His jaw drops.

Ah- we-, ah... we switch our vote to the Goldbloom House, as well.

[Ligbruderkrieg]

Theodore Harrington, Luthorian Plenipotentiary to the Holy Land

Dear delegates,

I would dare to assume that nobody wishes to leave the Yeudi Homeland in its peculiar situation. Let me remind some people here, last time I've checked, Beiteynu was under a monarch of the House of Banmek-Sntazed, Wrunktai II, married with the Thaller Queen of Narikaton and Darnussia. When Bunjamin took the Throne of Yishelem, the Jelbics were overjoyed at their victory against imperialism.

And who could blame them? Nobody. It was, at that time, the Jelbics' mission to continue the groundwork laid by the Orange-Villayns and Orléans-Vassers of providing prosperity to the Yeudi People in Beiteynu.

Yet, we are 1 century later and we can reflect on the Jelbics' reign over the Holy Land. One nuked city, one nation dismantled and an emperor in disgrace forced to finish his life as a monk, exiled from all his realms.

The Thallers accuses of wanting to colonise the Holy Land, yet, might I remember them, that it was their home nation of Narikaton and Darnussia that seized Himmelstern, leading to the collapse of the Yeudi state. And the pettiness of their insults reminds us of the pitful human beings that this family truly is.

The Banmek-Sntazed stands here proudly, yet is seemingly uncapable of choosing a policy for their House in that Conclave, even confusing their faithful allies in the Tzarfir.

For far too long, we've stood idly as the Yeudi Homeland got destroyed by within and by outside foes. The creation of the city states, born out of the Nisrads represents a new dawn for the Yeudi people, but this new dawn cannot be completed without the restoration of stability that only the House of Orange-Villayn as shown in the realms of the Confederation, can achieve.

Many are proposing the Yeudi, pure-blooded family of the Goldblooms, yet, might I remember this Honourable Body that the Goldblooms fled Beiteynu, seemingly not wishing to be dragged on this show.

Regardless, as many of you would expect, the House of Orange-Villayn-Armstead casts its vote in her favour.

[TheNick]

Akub Elias Goldbloom, Prince of Sholemberg

Good morning dearest attendees and friends. 

I am Akub Elias Goldbloom, the Prince of Sholemberg and titolar heir of the Goldbloom Family. In this special occasion of reunion of everyone who holds the Homeland in their hearts, our House will be voting for itself as we look forward to re-establish a proper Yeudi Monarchy. Whatever the outcome, I can state that it is always a pleasure partaking in this conclave and wish every other House well.

[GreekIdiot]

Voting (in descending order of succession):

1. Banmek-Sntazed (West Majatra) @Kubrick - Goldbloom
   
2. Orange-Villayn-Armstead (Luthori) @Lig - Orange-Villayn-Armstead
   
3. Orleans-Vasser (Lourenne) @Louis - Orleans-Vasser
   
4. Goldbloom (Sholemberg) @Nick - Goldbloom
   
5. Aristocrat (East Majatra) @GreekIdiot - Orleans-Vasser
   
6. Thaller (N&D) @Mbites - Goldbloom
   
7. Arev (Pontesi) @MrFacts
   
8. Kadiyot (of the Kadmonim, Yishelem) @GreekIdiot - Orange-Villayn-Armstead
   
9. Benowitz (of the Kadmonim, Central Artania) @GreekIdiot
   
10. Debua (Rildanor) @Louis - Orleans-Vasser
    
11. Tzafrir (West Majatra) @GreekIdiot - Goldbloom
    
12. Keshef (North Seleya) @GreekIdiot - Orange-Villayn-Armstead
    

Catherine Benowitz

She leans back on the chair, deep in thought.

With 4 votes, the Goldbloom House from Sholemberg, the place of origins of her own, ancient bloodline from Elior himself, have the lead. With the Luthorian OVAs, their beloved kindred spirits from Central Artania after the Ezrahim drove them and the Kadiyots apart, tied to the Canrillaise OVs, meaning that if she voted for either one of the latter, that would be the tie breaker, as the Goldblooms stand in succession after either.

Heads started turning to her...

[GreekIdiot]

Catherine Benowitz

Still in thought, and evidently beginning to stress about it. Everybody was now looking at her, including that Jelbic bodyguard who had casually punched the YC intern in the stomach.

The OVs felt like a stranger, their mandate reaching out from foreign lands in Keris. And yet the OVAs were their kin ever since the Yeudi Diaspora - after all hadn't they directly assisted in the original Yeudi Plot?

But the mere fact that the Kadiyots were the ones who nominated them - and that gem returning to Beiteynu, a grave and infuriating mistake by Luthori; it made her blood boil thinking about it even for a mere second. It was a plot and she knew it.

And the Goldblooms? Ruling Sholemberg and Yishelem?

Dangerous times.

Please excuse me for a moment.

And she stepped out to the bathroom.

[Ligbruderkrieg]

Theodore Harrington, Luthorian Plenipotentiary to the Holy Land 

"No...", was all he thought, but he couldn't let that opportunity slip through the fingers, not again.

"Excuse me, dear delegates", he would get the Benowitzes on his side, no the Emperor's side, even though he need to beg, plead and do everything dishonourable in that aim.

[GreekIdiot]

Theodore Harrington, Luthorian Plenipotentiary to the Holy Land 

"No...", was all he thought, but he couldn't let that opportunity slip through the fingers, not again.

"Excuse me, dear delegates", he would get the Benowitzes on his side, no the Emperor's side, even though he need to beg, plead and do everything dishonourable in that aim.

Catherine Benowitz

Excuse me this is a women's bat-

YOU! Why did you give that gem to Maria Kadiyot?! Now you want our vote? How could you?!